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Has Anyone Ever Done a Roast Of Your Husband????

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ThePinkGoose
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Has Anyone Ever Done a Roast Of Your Husband????

My DH's 40th Bday is coming up and I decided to throw him a Surprise Party with the highlight of the party being a ROAST. I thought it would be hysterical! The problem is, i'm not funny...........at ALL. I don't think I have one funny bone at all so I was wondering if anyone here has ever participated in a roast or has any advice for me? Even some good jokes about husband's would be helpful. I am stuck!

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AnaMarie

Posted 10/24/08 1:41 PM
 
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snowflake08
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Re: Has Anyone Ever Done a Roast Of Your Husband????

OMG, my husband would KILL me!!!

He doesnt like to be the center of attention AT ALL LOL

Posted 10/24/08 1:47 PM
 

HeathKernandez
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Re: Has Anyone Ever Done a Roast Of Your Husband????

no but I can definitely rip someone a new one with EASE, if prompted.

maybe have a 'this is your life' type thing and have some of his friends roast him a bit.

Posted 10/24/08 1:47 PM
 

MrsPJB2007
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Re: Has Anyone Ever Done a Roast Of Your Husband????

i guess it depends on whether your husband can truly laugh at himself....because the whole point of a roast is to make fun of someone using their personality, faults, and biggest flaws...you just have to make it personal but i'm not sure how far you can go with it cause obviously only you know your DH.

for me--i know my DH would probably kill me if i did that. lol

Posted 10/24/08 1:51 PM
 

ThePinkGoose
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Re: Has Anyone Ever Done a Roast Of Your Husband????

Well....he WILL probably kill me.....but i'm his wife, too late now! Chat Icon I think he will laugh at it, he comes from a huge italian family where "Cousin's Nights" consist on forming a big circle and all bashing each other. Chat Icon

I just need "material"

Posted 10/24/08 1:54 PM
 

mrsmck
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Re: Has Anyone Ever Done a Roast Of Your Husband????

That's a great idea!!!!
I wish I'd thought of it for my DH's party!

Posted 10/24/08 1:55 PM
 

ThePinkGoose
In Your Hands

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Re: Has Anyone Ever Done a Roast Of Your Husband????

haha thanks, i'm very excited...if I can pull this all together, it should be really funny

Posted 10/24/08 2:08 PM
 

longford73
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Re: Has Anyone Ever Done a Roast Of Your Husband????

Like this?

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Posted 10/24/08 2:16 PM
 

ThePinkGoose
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Re: Has Anyone Ever Done a Roast Of Your Husband????

What a riot! Do you have a bigger version of that picture? I would love to photoshop DH's face onto it Chat Icon

Posted 10/24/08 2:20 PM
 

longford73
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Re: Has Anyone Ever Done a Roast Of Your Husband????

Posted by AnaMaree77

What a riot! Do you have a bigger version of that picture? I would love to photoshop DH's face onto it Chat Icon



Try one of these.
turkey

Posted 10/24/08 2:21 PM
 

Marybeth222
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Re: Has Anyone Ever Done a Roast Of Your Husband????

Why don't you take some of the pressure off of you and you kind of be the host and have others (like his family members) partipate as well. Similar to the Friars Roasts.

Posted 10/24/08 3:12 PM
 

~Colleen~
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guess

Re: Has Anyone Ever Done a Roast Of Your Husband????

I did this for DH's 30th surprise party...but enlisted other people to do the roasting. A few friends and his oldest brother. It went over very well!

Posted 10/24/08 3:21 PM
 

mtdr1106
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Re: Has Anyone Ever Done a Roast Of Your Husband????

Posted by Marybeth222

Why don't you take some of the pressure off of you and you kind of be the host and have others (like his family members) partipate as well. Similar to the Friars Roasts.




this is what i would do.

maybe you would say a few lines to dig at him - but have one of his cousins help you out with that.

Posted 10/24/08 3:24 PM
 

Luv2bAmom
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J

Re: Has Anyone Ever Done a Roast Of Your Husband????

Posted by AnaMaree77

My DH's 40th Bday is coming up and I decided to throw him a Surprise Party with the highlight of the party being a ROAST. I thought it would be hysterical! The problem is, i'm not funny...........at ALL. I don't think I have one funny bone at all so I was wondering if anyone here has ever participated in a roast or has any advice for me? Even some good jokes about husband's would be helpful. I am stuck!

THANKS IN ADVANCE LADIES for any help you can give! Chat Icon

AnaMarie



That sound slike so much fun,I may steal your idae for Dh party.

Although I too am not very funny. I would probably have his siblings & friends do most of the roasting.

Posted 10/24/08 3:32 PM
 

ThePinkGoose
In Your Hands

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Nunya

Re: Has Anyone Ever Done a Roast Of Your Husband????

For the most part, they will be doing the roasting. I just wanted to get everyone's attention and get a few jabs in....i'm stumped Chat Icon

Posted 10/24/08 8:26 PM
 

Stacey1403
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Re: Has Anyone Ever Done a Roast Of Your Husband????

I thought a roast was when everyone gets a turn to bash youChat Icon

I think it is a great ideaChat Icon

Posted 10/24/08 8:44 PM
 
 

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