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How to make a woman Happy...Another e-mail i got, I thought you'll get a kick out of it

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luvsbob4603
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How to make a woman Happy...Another e-mail i got, I thought you'll get a kick out of it




How to Make a Woman Happy

It's not difficult to make a woman happy.

A man only needs to be:

1. A friend

2. A companion

3. A lover

4. A brother

5. A father

6. A master

7. A chef

8. An electrician

9. A carpenter

10. A plumber

11. A mechanic

12. A decorator

13. A stylist

14. A sexologist

15. A gynecologist

16. A psychologist

17. A pest exterminator

18. A psychiatrist

19. A healer

20. A good listener

21. An organizer

22. A good father

23. Very clean

24. Sympathetic

25. Athletic

26. Warm

27. Attentive

28. Gallant

29. Intelligent

30. Funny

31. Creative

32. Tender

33. Strong

34. Understanding

35. Tolerant

36. Prudent

37. Ambitious

38. Capable

39. Courageous

40. Determined

41. True

42. Dependable

43. Passionate

44. Compassionate


WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:


45. Give her compliments regularly

46. Love shopping

47. Be honest

48. Be very rich

49. Not stress her out

50. Not look at other girls


AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU

MUST ALSO:


51. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself

52. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself

53. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes


IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:


54. Never to forget:

* birthdays

* anniversaries

* arrangements she makes







HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY


1. Show up naked

2. Bring food









Posted 12/2/07 8:11 PM
 
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Re: How to make a woman Happy...Another e-mail i got, I thought you'll get a kick out of it

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Posted 12/2/07 8:16 PM
 

Goldi0218
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Re: How to make a woman Happy...Another e-mail i got, I thought you'll get a kick out of it

You left out beer and football.

Posted 12/2/07 8:22 PM
 

GoldenRod
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Re: How to make a woman Happy...Another e-mail i got, I thought you'll get a kick out of it

http://www.lifamilies.com/chat/topic.aspx?ID=217799

Beat ya to it.... Chat Icon I've learned that to keep a woman happy, you've got to think you're two steps ahead of DW, so that you are only two steps behind where *she* thinks you are...... Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 12/2/07 8:48 PM
 
 

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