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I just bought my friend a hysterical book for her bday: it's not for the book club....at least I didn't think so.
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Ophelia
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I just bought my friend a hysterical book for her bday: it's not for the book club....at least I didn't think so.
it's a gag gift, but it's so funny.
How to Spot a ******* by His Star Sign
EXCERPT:
The Scorpio Bast@rd
How To Spot One
When Scorpio bast@ards look at you, you will feel a strong urge to shed your underwear. He will have this baffling effect on you even if you are in a public place and you find him most unattractive.
Where to Find One
Follow the trail of emotional wrecks to his door. Or better still, let him find you. Because, then at least, you won't be the one that started the relationship that ruine your life.
How to Intrigue One
Be sunny and happy and full of life. He won't be able to resist the challenge of luring you to the pits of hell. Once there, just be whatever he wants you to be. Holding on to your personality will only cause you a lot of unnecessary pain.
 (I chose Scorpio as this is the sign of my dear dear H.)
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Re: I just bought my friend a hysterical book for her bday: it's not for the book club....at least I didn't think so.
My husband's a Scorpio too. And this could have pretty aptly described him before our children tore his nuts off and tamed him.
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Superkat
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Re: I just bought my friend a hysterical book for her bday: it's not for the book club....at least I didn't think so.
Posted by rojerono
My husband's a Scorpio too. And this could have pretty aptly described him before our children tore his nuts off and tamed him.
OMG
See, Jess, now you have a solution to any man problems that may occur with your husband.
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| Posted 9/14/07 5:38 PM |
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Ophelia
she's baaccckkkk ;)
Member since 5/06 23378 total posts
Name:
remember, when Gulliver traveled....
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Re: I just bought my friend a hysterical book for her bday: it's not for the book club....at least I didn't think so.
Posted by rojerono
My husband's a Scorpio too. And this could have pretty aptly described him before our children tore his nuts off and tamed him.
 
Posted by Superkat
See, Jess, now you have a solution to any man problems that may occur with your husband.
I am the keeper of my husbands nuts...caressed or guillotined...it's all by my hand. 
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