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I Love New York: Recap and Spoilers

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Snozberry
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Melissa

I Love New York: Recap and Spoilers

Let it be known that all I care about for this episode is whether or not 12 Pack is gay.

Aaaaction!

The ex girlfriends are coming for a visit. There'd best be some drama - these guys are so boring. Even the chicks on Flavor of Love could kick their collective azzes, they are so boring.

Real's ex is surprisingly hot. White Boy doesn't have an ex - he has a sister. Which might be really disgusting.

NY and mom take the girls to the nail salon. They question Chance's ex, who says that Chance is in the music industry. Music industry in this case clearly means blowin bleezies in someone's basement.

12 Pack's ex tells everyone that her parents thought that he was gay and that he 'danced' at a gay club called Feathers. Chat Icon New York is shocked to learn this. What VH1 funded house are you living in? Was Chamo straight in that house? Did Boston not pick his nose? Did you have a decent looking weave?

NY gloats that free manicures got the girls to open up. What cheap broads - can't you hold out for a sandwich or something?

I hope that 12 Pack's real name is Blaine, like that guy from Pretty in Pink, to off set his Jersey accent and frostly locks.

Dinner: Tango's wearing a pimp suit. 12 Pack's nervous. Please tell us if you're gay. He admits to having had a girlfriend right before the show started. But you're gay, right? He tells everyone that he got paid $27/ hour to promote at a gay club - and New York takes it White Boy and what? WHAT?

Ugh, boring, WB's former five year relationship bothers NY. Chance has a kid and 12 Pack might not like girls but that's no big deal. Tango's a workaholic. What's your job, professional whiner?

Dinner's boring and then it's over - and is 12 Pack gay? They all go the backyard for drinks and 12 Pack goes on about how famous he's gonna be from the show. Chat Icon and Chat Icon New York and her weave hear the whole thing. Tango then tries to talk to New York after having talked to his ex all night and New York suddenly doesn't want to be touched. Since when? He waxes dramatic about packing and she waxes psycho screaming about him leaving. Tango says, "I'm losing my sexy." No, dude, your man boobs (moobs) are still there.

Chicks leave. 12 Pack's straight? New York accuses Tango of being fake. Have you seen your hair? Or your boobs? Oh, and what's up with the mooning and crying? She sobers up and talks to him and Tango stays because he has moobs and he's spineless. Kissies. Nasty.

12 Pack is passed out and Chance goes crazy drunk on him, taking down the set, calling 12 Pack fruity pebbles, which makes me do the laugh out loud. Gay or straight, 12 Pack will strike you down, Chance.

Next day: Mom says go out with Real so NY goes out with Chance. Is that really your Mom? Is 12 Pack straight? Chance and NY go for cooking lessons. Chat Icon He can roll asparagus in proscuitto well because he's the champ at rolling bleezies. Puke on myself for the nasty of all nasties make out session. She gives him some cubic zirconias for his ears courtesy of VH1 and he's stoked.
Stop.
Kissing.
NOW.
Ew.

Chamo puts up the weave for eliminations. If I don't get answers about 12 Pack, just zip through to the end please. Why is NY wearing gloves? You can't pretend to be a lady after you moon someone.

How gross is it that two brothers are in the final four? It's okay to be gay - so is 12 Pack gay? I wanna KNOW. Anyway, 12 Pack goes home and I'm so sad to know that his name is not Blaine but Dave and he says that he'll go home to bone his ex, but really he's going to work at Feathers.

I can't handle this - the whole preview made me believe that I was going to learn that 12 Pack was gay. What a let down, VH1.

Next time: New York's weave catches fire. I hope.

Posted 3/6/07 11:51 AM
 
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JenniferEver
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Jennifer

Re: I Love New York: Recap and Spoilers

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Posted 3/6/07 11:55 AM
 

MST9106
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Re: I Love New York: Recap and Spoilers

I love it!!!!! I missed it last night but your recap had me LMAO!

Posted 3/6/07 11:57 AM
 

MeeshkaMich
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OMG you made me Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon so hard. i love when you recap.

Posted 3/6/07 11:59 AM
 

Libragal07
Loving Summer.....

Member since 8/06

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Name:
Samantha aka Sammy Bones

Re: I Love New York: Recap and Spoilers

Posted by Snozberry

Why is NY wearing gloves? You can't pretend to be a lady after you moon someone.

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Now that is funny Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 3/6/07 11:59 AM
 

chikita315
Love

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M-lo

Re: I Love New York: Recap and Spoilers

Mel=best recapper ever
Give that girl her own celebrity blog!

Posted 3/6/07 12:00 PM
 

evnme
My little lamb

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aka momma2b

Re: I Love New York: Recap and Spoilers

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your recaps are awesome mel!

Posted 3/6/07 12:02 PM
 

Ambersmom
Straight up nasty

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Sharon

Re: I Love New York: Recap and Spoilers

That is hysterical!! Fruity Pebbles!! I almost peed myself when he said that!!Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 3/6/07 12:19 PM
 

Diva
I am what I am

Member since 12/05

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Jennifer

Re: I Love New York: Recap and Spoilers

I heart your recaps!!! Chat Icon

"He can roll asparagus in proscuitto well because he's the champ at rolling bleezies" - best line ever!!!!!!!!!!! Chat Icon

Posted 3/6/07 12:40 PM
 

JennZ
MY LIFE!!

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Great recap.Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 3/6/07 12:44 PM
 
 

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