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If MEN got pregnant..........

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jennifaaaa
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Jenn

If MEN got pregnant..........

I thought this was funny and had to share.
ladies may want to add a few of your own....
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"If Men Got Pregnant..."

Maternity leave would last two years... with full pay.

There would be a cure for stretch marks.

Natural childbirth would become obsolete.

Morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.

All methods of birth control would be 100% effective.

Children would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained.

Men would be eager to talk about commitment.

They wouldn't think twins were so cute.

Sons would have to be home from dates by 10:00 PM

Briefcases would be used as diaper bags.

Paternity suits would be a fashion line of clothes.

They'd stay in bed during the entire pregnancy.

Restaurants would include ice cream and pickles as main entrees.

Women would rule the world!!

Posted 2/21/06 3:10 PM
 
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Shelly
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Posted 2/21/06 3:27 PM
 

bean
I love my little man!!!!

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Janine

Re: If MEN got pregnant..........

Chat Icon Chat Icon Could not be more true!

Posted 2/21/06 3:44 PM
 

dawnygirl25
Growing up soo fast..

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Dawn

Re: If MEN got pregnant..........

this is hysterical!!Chat Icon

Posted 2/21/06 10:31 PM
 

Moehick
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Properly perfect™

Re: If MEN got pregnant..........

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Posted 2/22/06 8:17 AM
 

dld4e
I ♥ my boys!

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DJ

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Posted 2/22/06 10:48 AM
 

MrsSchwags
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Jennifer

Re: If MEN got pregnant..........

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Posted 2/22/06 11:12 AM
 

dottiemchugh
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Posted 2/22/06 11:19 AM
 

CheeChee
HI THERE!!!!

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Posted 2/22/06 4:31 PM
 

jersee3380
He's here!!

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caroline

Re: If MEN got pregnant..........

Chat Icon Chat Icon gotta send this to dh! Chat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 2/22/06 5:29 PM
 
 

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