I'm so tired of not with it people!!!

So I go to the store to buy some new sewing supplies. I am purchasing some fabric (for which I get overcharged anyway) and while the really nice woman is cutting my fabric, I ask her, "So is there anything else you think I may need? I have a sewing machine just like that (and I point to one she has on the counter). Like, is there a tool that nobody talks about that I should have?"

So she brings me to a shelf and pulls off a box and starts reading the contents. It is one of those little home mending kits, like the kind you take with you on vacation in case something rips. And she starts rattling off...thread, a thimble, scissors. YOU THINK I'LL NEED THREAD??? Ugh, she was so nice, but seriously, thread??? Do I LOOK that dumb???

Sorry, mini vent, but just shaking my head.