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HoneyBadger
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Is the Chicken Crossing the Road a Republican or a Democrat?
An equal opportunity funny!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
SARAH PALIN: The chicken crossed the road because, gosh-darn it, he's a maverick! You betcha!
BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for change! The chicken wanted change!
RICK PERRY:That chicken never crossed the road because here in Texas we know how to handle critters like that. Just ask the coyote who crossed my path in the outskirts of Austin last year while I was out jogging with my dog. I've no doubt sewn up the NRA vote with my outstanding marksmanship! My .380 Rueger hollow-point did the trick, all right! Yeehaw!
MITT ROMNEY: That chicken should've been allowed safe pasage in Texas! I can't believe intelligent Republicans who vote ever vote for Perry!
RON PAUL: Chickens in Texas and elsewhere in our great country whenever crossing the roads need protection from the likes of Perry. I'm with Romney on that one! Chickens, like humans, need liberty from oppression of all kind!
JOHN MCCAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.
HILLARY CLINTON: When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure right from Day One that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn't about me.
GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.
**** CHENEY: Where's my gun?
COLIN POWELL: Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.
BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken.
AL GORE: I invented the chicken.
JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.
AL SHARPTON: Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens.
DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on this side of the road before it goes after the problem on the other side of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his current problems before adding new problems.
OPRAH: Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a NEW CAR so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.
ANDERSON COOPER, CNN: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.
NANCY GRACE: That chicken crossed the road because he's guilty! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.
PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.
DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain, alone.
GRANDPA: In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.
BARBARA WALTERS: Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its lifelong dream of crossing the road.
ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
JOHN LENNON: Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace.
BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken2011, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook. Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken2011. This new platform is much more stable and will never reboot.
ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?
COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one?
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MrsA714
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Re: Is the Chicken Crossing the Road a Republican or a Democrat?
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JenniferEver
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Re: Is the Chicken Crossing the Road a Republican or a Democrat?
LOL
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AngnShaun
Sisters
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Re: Is the Chicken Crossing the Road a Republican or a Democrat?
did anyone else read it in the voice of all the people named... i couldnt help it... espeically Barbara Walters & Dr. Phil lol
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| Posted 9/15/11 1:44 PM |
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neener1211
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Re: Is the Chicken Crossing the Road a Republican or a Democrat?
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JDandMe
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Re: Is the Chicken Crossing the Road a Republican or a Democrat?
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ItsTime2011
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Re: Is the Chicken Crossing the Road a Republican or a Democrat?
That was awesome!!!
Posted by AngnShaun
did anyone else read it in the voice of all the people named... i couldnt help it... espeically Barbara Walters & Dr. Phil lol
YES!!! Absolutely.
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| Posted 9/15/11 2:33 PM |
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HoneyBadger
YourWorstNightmare.
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Re: Is the Chicken Crossing the Road a Republican or a Democrat?
Posted by ItsTime2011
That was awesome!!!
Posted by AngnShaun
did anyone else read it in the voice of all the people named... i couldnt help it... espeically Barbara Walters & Dr. Phil lol
YES!!! Absolutely.
Oh totally! 
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| Posted 9/15/11 3:00 PM |
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Kazuri
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Re: Is the Chicken Crossing the Road a Republican or a Democrat?
That is awesome!
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Bearcat
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Re: Is the Chicken Crossing the Road a Republican or a Democrat?
Posted by AngnShaun
did anyone else read it in the voice of all the people named... i couldnt help it... espeically Barbara Walters & Dr. Phil lol
you betcha!
thank you - i needed that laugh!!
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| Posted 9/15/11 3:42 PM |
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gforce
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Re: Is the Chicken Crossing the Road a Republican or a Democrat?
Posted by AngnShaun
did anyone else read it in the voice of all the people named... i couldnt help it... espeically Barbara Walters & Dr. Phil lol
haha i so did that.
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missfabulous
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Re: Is the Chicken Crossing the Road a Republican or a Democrat?
Posted by AngnShaun
did anyone else read it in the voice of all the people named... i couldnt help it... espeically Barbara Walters & Dr. Phil lol
lol yes!! and oprah too! I could see it in my head
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| Posted 9/15/11 6:58 PM |
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sunnygirl
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Re: Is the Chicken Crossing the Road a Republican or a Democrat?
Posted by AngnShaun
did anyone else read it in the voice of all the people named... i couldnt help it... espeically Barbara Walters & Dr. Phil lol
yes that was hysterical
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WhatNow
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Re: Is the Chicken Crossing the Road a Republican or a Democrat?
Super awesome!
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Tah-wee-ZAH
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Re: Is the Chicken Crossing the Road a Republican or a Democrat?
I needed this laugh today
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GioiaMia
Let's Go Rangers!
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Re: Is the Chicken Crossing the Road a Republican or a Democrat?
ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain, alone.
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HoneyBadger
YourWorstNightmare.
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Re: Is the Chicken Crossing the Road a Republican or a Democrat?
Posted by GioiaMia
ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain, alone.
I was dying when I read this one!!!
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Re: Is the Chicken Crossing the Road a Republican or a Democrat?
I don't know whats funnier...the post or the fact that is **** out Dic k Cheneys name!
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Jax430
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Re: Is the Chicken Crossing the Road a Republican or a Democrat?
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oneday
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Re: Is the Chicken Crossing the Road a Republican or a Democrat?
Posted by AngnShaun
did anyone else read it in the voice of all the people named... i couldnt help it... espeically Barbara Walters & Dr. Phil lol
Totally!!!!
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| Posted 9/16/11 9:15 AM |
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inbliss
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Re: Is the Chicken Crossing the Road a Republican or a Democrat?
Posted by AngnShaun
did anyone else read it in the voice of all the people named... i couldnt help it... espeically Barbara Walters & Dr. Phil lol
Totally did
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