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"It wasn't him"

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GoldenRod
10 years on LIF!

Member since 11/06

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Name:
Shawn

"It wasn't him"

To the tune of Shaggy's "It wasn't me"
(I just wrote this off the top of my head, so please forgive my lack of song writing ability... )


Yo, man
"Yo"
Open up, man
"Yeah, what do you want, man?"
My Pres caused a riot
"You let Dems blame him?"
I don't know how I let this happen
"With who?"
Proud Boys and more, ya know?
Man, I don't know what to do
"Say it wasn't him"
Alright

The Mob came in, and they wielded red trump flags
Creeping through the Congress halls
Picture this, POTUS called for violence
Cops were making desperate calls
How can we forget he tried to overthrow Democracy
All the time he was standing there
Watching with jubilee

How you can grant Democrats access to Impeachment
Trespassers and witnesses all on the Internet
Better watch your back 'fore Trump turns for your opponent
Let's review the situation that you're caught against
For a GOP'er you have to know how to play
If Dems say night, convince them say a day
Never admit to a word when they say
And if they try to blame him, you tell them there's no way

Here's a copy of the timeline
"It wasn't him"
He told them they should get Pence
"It wasn't him"
He talked about this for months now
"It wasn't him"
He said the vote was stolen
"It wasn't him"
He didn't try to stop them
"It wasn't him"
He watched for several hours
"It wasn't him"
Aides said he enjoyed it
"It wasn't him"
He told them that he loves them

The Mob came in, and they wielded red Trump flags
Creeping through the Congress halls
Picture this, POTUS called for violence
Cops were making desperate calls
We had tried to keep Dems
From even having a trial
Why should they believe us
When we told them it wasn't him.

Make the Congress say they really have no right to fuss
You can't impeach a POTUS who isn't in office
He never said to go into the Halls of Congress
Seein' is believin' so don't let them tie the ruckus
You know they a go bring a whole heap a' tweets up from the past
All of the evidence, you know makes him look guilty
But if they make a strong case, the R's will let him pass

Here's a copy of the timeline
"It wasn't him"
He told them they should get Pence
"It wasn't him"
He talked about this for months now
"It wasn't him"
He said the vote was stolen
"It wasn't him"
He didn't try to stop them
"It wasn't him"
He watched for several hours
"It wasn't him"
Aides said he enjoyed it
"It wasn't him"
He told them that he loves them

The Mob came in, and they wielded red Trump flags
Creeping through the Congress halls
Picture this, POTUS called for violence
Cops were making desperate calls
How can we forget he tried to overthrow Democracy
All the time he was standing there
Watching with jubilee

Gonna find us the worst lawyers
So there's no chance to win
I've been listening to your reasoning
It makes no sense at all
We should tell Dems that we're sorry
For all the lies we've told
Nah, who am I kidding with that
All our ethics are lost
That's why we'll acquit

The Mob came in, and they wielded red Trump flags
Creeping through the Congress halls
Picture this, POTUS called for violence
Cops were making desperate calls
How can we forget he tried to overthrow Democracy
All the time he was standing there
Watching with jubilee

Posted 2/10/21 8:18 PM
 

GoldenRod
10 years on LIF!

Member since 11/06

26792 total posts

Name:
Shawn

Re: "It wasn't him"


(Original Shaggy lyrics)
Yo, man
(Yo)
Open up, man
(Yeah, what do you want, man?)
My girl just caught me
(You let her catch you?)
I don't know how I let this happen
(With who?)
The girl next door, ya know?
Man, I don't know what to do
(Say it wasn't you)
Alright

Honey came in and she caught me red-handed
Creeping with the girl next door
Picture this we were both butt naked
Banging on the bathroom floor
How could I forget that I had
Given her an extra key
All this time she was standing there
She never took her eyes off me

How you can grant your woman access to your villa
Trespasser and a witness while you cling to your pillow
You better watch your back before she turn into a killer
Let's review the situation that you're caught up inna
To be a true player you have to know how to play
If she say a night, convince her say a day
Never admit to a word when she say
And if she claims ah you tell her baby no way

But she caught me on the counter (It wasn't me)
Saw me bangin' on the sofa (It wasn't me)
I even had her in the shower (It wasn't me)
She even caught me on camera (It wasn't me)
She saw the marks on my shoulder (It wasn't me)
Heard the words that I told her (It wasn't me)
Heard the screams get louder (It wasn't me)
She stayed until it was over

Honey came in and she caught me red-handed
Creeping with the girl next door
Picture this, we were both butt naked
Banging on the bathroom floor
I had tried to keep her
From what she was about to see
Why should she believe me
When I told her it wasn't me

Makes you know say that she really no right for vex
A never you she see yah make the gigolo flex
A smaddy else a favor you inna di complex
Seein' is believin', so you better change your specs
You know she a go bring a whole heap a things up from the past
All the little evident, you betta know fe mask
Quick 'pon yuh hansa, know how fe talk
But if she pack a gun, you know, you betta run fast

But she caught me on the counter (It wasn't me)
Saw me bangin' on the sofa (It wasn't me)
I even had her in the shower (It wasn't me)
She even caught me on camera (It wasn't me)
She saw the marks on my shoulder (It wasn't me)
Heard the words that I told her (It wasn't me)
Heard the screams get louder (It wasn't me)
She stayed until it was over

Honey came in and she caught me red-handed
Creeping with the girl next door
Picture this, we were both butt naked
Banging on the bathroom floor
How could I forget that I had given her an extra key
All this time she was standing there
She never took her eyes off me

Gonna tell her that I'm sorry
For the pain that I've caused
I've been listening to your reasoning
It makes no sense at all
We should tell her that I'm sorry
For the pain that I've caused
You may think that you're a player
But you're completely lost
That's why I sing

Honey came in and she caught me red-handed
Creeping with the girl next door
Picture this, we were both butt naked
Banging on the bathroom floor
How could I forget that I had given her an extra key
All this time she was standing there
She never took her eyes off me

Posted 2/10/21 8:18 PM
 

MissJones
I need a nap!

Member since 5/05

22134 total posts

Name:

Re: "It wasn't him"

AWESOME and sadly, so accurate! Very impressive song writing skills Shawn! Lol!
Now, gotta make it go viral!

Posted 2/10/21 8:38 PM
 

Momma2015
Mommax2

Member since 12/12

6655 total posts

Name:

Re: "It wasn't him"

Chat Icon I sang it in my head the whole time.

Posted 2/10/21 9:04 PM
 

LSP2005
Bunny kisses are so cute!

Member since 5/05

19457 total posts

Name:
L

Re: "It wasn't him"

This was a very impressive remix.

Posted 2/10/21 11:11 PM
 
 
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