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GoldenRod
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"It wasn't him"
To the tune of Shaggy's "It wasn't me" (I just wrote this off the top of my head, so please forgive my lack of song writing ability... )
Yo, man "Yo" Open up, man "Yeah, what do you want, man?" My Pres caused a riot "You let Dems blame him?" I don't know how I let this happen "With who?" Proud Boys and more, ya know? Man, I don't know what to do "Say it wasn't him" Alright
The Mob came in, and they wielded red trump flags Creeping through the Congress halls Picture this, POTUS called for violence Cops were making desperate calls How can we forget he tried to overthrow Democracy All the time he was standing there Watching with jubilee
How you can grant Democrats access to Impeachment Trespassers and witnesses all on the Internet Better watch your back 'fore Trump turns for your opponent Let's review the situation that you're caught against For a GOP'er you have to know how to play If Dems say night, convince them say a day Never admit to a word when they say And if they try to blame him, you tell them there's no way
Here's a copy of the timeline "It wasn't him" He told them they should get Pence "It wasn't him" He talked about this for months now "It wasn't him" He said the vote was stolen "It wasn't him" He didn't try to stop them "It wasn't him" He watched for several hours "It wasn't him" Aides said he enjoyed it "It wasn't him" He told them that he loves them
The Mob came in, and they wielded red Trump flags Creeping through the Congress halls Picture this, POTUS called for violence Cops were making desperate calls We had tried to keep Dems From even having a trial Why should they believe us When we told them it wasn't him.
Make the Congress say they really have no right to fuss You can't impeach a POTUS who isn't in office He never said to go into the Halls of Congress Seein' is believin' so don't let them tie the ruckus You know they a go bring a whole heap a' tweets up from the past All of the evidence, you know makes him look guilty But if they make a strong case, the R's will let him pass
Here's a copy of the timeline "It wasn't him" He told them they should get Pence "It wasn't him" He talked about this for months now "It wasn't him" He said the vote was stolen "It wasn't him" He didn't try to stop them "It wasn't him" He watched for several hours "It wasn't him" Aides said he enjoyed it "It wasn't him" He told them that he loves them
The Mob came in, and they wielded red Trump flags Creeping through the Congress halls Picture this, POTUS called for violence Cops were making desperate calls How can we forget he tried to overthrow Democracy All the time he was standing there Watching with jubilee
Gonna find us the worst lawyers So there's no chance to win I've been listening to your reasoning It makes no sense at all We should tell Dems that we're sorry For all the lies we've told Nah, who am I kidding with that All our ethics are lost That's why we'll acquit
The Mob came in, and they wielded red Trump flags Creeping through the Congress halls Picture this, POTUS called for violence Cops were making desperate calls How can we forget he tried to overthrow Democracy All the time he was standing there Watching with jubilee
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Posted 2/10/21 8:18 PM |
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GoldenRod
10 years on LIF!
Member since 11/06 26792 total posts
Name: Shawn
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Re: "It wasn't him"
(Original Shaggy lyrics) Yo, man (Yo) Open up, man (Yeah, what do you want, man?) My girl just caught me (You let her catch you?) I don't know how I let this happen (With who?) The girl next door, ya know? Man, I don't know what to do (Say it wasn't you) Alright
Honey came in and she caught me red-handed Creeping with the girl next door Picture this we were both butt naked Banging on the bathroom floor How could I forget that I had Given her an extra key All this time she was standing there She never took her eyes off me
How you can grant your woman access to your villa Trespasser and a witness while you cling to your pillow You better watch your back before she turn into a killer Let's review the situation that you're caught up inna To be a true player you have to know how to play If she say a night, convince her say a day Never admit to a word when she say And if she claims ah you tell her baby no way
But she caught me on the counter (It wasn't me) Saw me bangin' on the sofa (It wasn't me) I even had her in the shower (It wasn't me) She even caught me on camera (It wasn't me) She saw the marks on my shoulder (It wasn't me) Heard the words that I told her (It wasn't me) Heard the screams get louder (It wasn't me) She stayed until it was over
Honey came in and she caught me red-handed Creeping with the girl next door Picture this, we were both butt naked Banging on the bathroom floor I had tried to keep her From what she was about to see Why should she believe me When I told her it wasn't me
Makes you know say that she really no right for vex A never you she see yah make the gigolo flex A smaddy else a favor you inna di complex Seein' is believin', so you better change your specs You know she a go bring a whole heap a things up from the past All the little evident, you betta know fe mask Quick 'pon yuh hansa, know how fe talk But if she pack a gun, you know, you betta run fast
But she caught me on the counter (It wasn't me) Saw me bangin' on the sofa (It wasn't me) I even had her in the shower (It wasn't me) She even caught me on camera (It wasn't me) She saw the marks on my shoulder (It wasn't me) Heard the words that I told her (It wasn't me) Heard the screams get louder (It wasn't me) She stayed until it was over
Honey came in and she caught me red-handed Creeping with the girl next door Picture this, we were both butt naked Banging on the bathroom floor How could I forget that I had given her an extra key All this time she was standing there She never took her eyes off me
Gonna tell her that I'm sorry For the pain that I've caused I've been listening to your reasoning It makes no sense at all We should tell her that I'm sorry For the pain that I've caused You may think that you're a player But you're completely lost That's why I sing
Honey came in and she caught me red-handed Creeping with the girl next door Picture this, we were both butt naked Banging on the bathroom floor How could I forget that I had given her an extra key All this time she was standing there She never took her eyes off me
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Posted 2/10/21 8:18 PM |
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MissJones
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Re: "It wasn't him"
AWESOME and sadly, so accurate! Very impressive song writing skills Shawn! Lol! Now, gotta make it go viral!
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Posted 2/10/21 8:38 PM |
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Momma2015
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Re: "It wasn't him"
I sang it in my head the whole time.
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Posted 2/10/21 9:04 PM |
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LSP2005
Bunny kisses are so cute!
Member since 5/05 19457 total posts
Name: L
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Re: "It wasn't him"
This was a very impressive remix.
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Posted 2/10/21 11:11 PM |
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