Harper’s Bazaar couldn’t decide which celebrities deserved to be on their best dressed list this year (Kirsten’s “street chic” or Halle’s “showstoppers”? It’s like choosing which child to save in a fire.), so they invited everyone aboard.

In the December issue, the mag crowns 54 women “best dressed,” and puts a happy and hoisted Jennifer Lopez on the cover.

J.Lo, 37, tells Harper's why she stepped back from the spotlight after getting married, content to languish in the shadow cast by Marc Anthony’s cheekbones, and gives us a forecast on her Doppler womb radar (Current conditions: 100 percent non-preggage with a zero percent chance of in vitro.) Excerpts from the interview below:

On her love of fashion:
“I love the fantasy that fashion brings; it can make you aspire to a better life, like it did to me. Though people might make fun of some of my outfits, I hope- and I think- they respect the fact that I love fashion, and I go out and do it.”

On her favorites right now:
“I love hats and head wraps; they remind me of Audrey Hepburn, Ingrid Bergman, and Lana Turner-old Hollywood,”

On being famous:
“Fame is very intoxicating. You don’t realize what you’re doing when you’re young. I finally took responsibility for the fact that I was a party to how everyone talked more about my love life than the work I was pouring my heart into. I made some changes. That going-out-and-being-glam thing gets old fast. People keep saying to me, ‘You’re not out there anymore.’ And I say, I say ‘That’s because I don’t want to be.’”

On rumors of future family plans:
“Absolutely, 100 percent false. I am not pregnant. I am not getting in vitro. These kinds of rumors are part of being famous, though. You learn not to let it affect you.”

“I haven’t had a child, so I don’t know if I know if I would be superprotective of overjoyed to share my joy. I won’t know till it happens. Everyone has to do what feels right for them.”