Joke - You learn a lot with having sons

I got this at work and thought it was funny.

And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...

1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water tofill a 2000 sq. ft.
house 4 inchesdeep.

2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies andrun over them with
roller blades, they can ignite.

3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200adults in a
crowded restaurant.

4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan,the motor is not
strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batmanunderwear and a Superman cape.It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint
can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

5.) You should not throw baseballs up when theceiling fan is on.
When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw theball up a
few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit abaseball a
long way.

6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane)doesn't stop a
baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words"uh oh", it's
already too late.

8.) Brake fluid mixed with Cloroxmakes smoke, and lots of it.

9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with aflint rock even though a 36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.

10.) Certain Lego'swill pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy

11.) Play dough and microwave should not be usedin the same sentence.

12.) Super glue is forever.

13.) No matter how much Jell-Oyou put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

15.) VCR's do not eject "PB & J" sandwiches even though TV
commercials show they do.

16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise whendriving.

18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

19.) Always look in the oven before you turn iton; plastic toys do not like ovens.

20.) The fire department in Austin , TXhas a 5-minute response time.

21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine doesnot make earthworms dizzy.

22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.

23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.

25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

Re: Joke - You learn a lot with having sons

cute!

Re: Joke - You learn a lot with having sons

I love the response time one.

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Re: Joke - You learn a lot with having sons

I should have read #19 a LONG time ago...

Re: Joke - You learn a lot with having sons

Looks like I have a lot to look forward too

Re: Joke - You learn a lot with having sons

Posted by Kate07

Looks like I have a lot to look forward too

Re: Joke - You learn a lot with having sons

AHH the joys of a boy!

Re: Joke - You learn a lot with having sons

Greaaaatttt... I have been spoiled by having the girl first.