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Redhead
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A nice, calm, and respectable lady went into the pharmacy right up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide."
The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."
The pharmacist's eyes got big, and he exclaimed, "Lord, have mercy! I can't
give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll lose mylicense! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen! Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at
the picture and replied, "Well, now. That's different.
You didn't tell me you had a prescription."
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| Posted 7/28/05 6:13 PM |
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butterfly22
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Re: joke
cute!!!!
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| Posted 7/28/05 6:21 PM |
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lvdolphins
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Re: joke
Got that in an email a while back! I love that one.
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| Posted 7/28/05 6:27 PM |
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Redhead
You Live, You Learn
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Re: joke
Posted by lvdolphins
Got that in an email a while back! I love that one.
LOLOLOL....i just got that in an email today...
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| Posted 7/28/05 6:28 PM |
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MrsERod
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Re: joke
BWAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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| Posted 7/28/05 6:59 PM |
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AndreaLMT
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| Posted 7/28/05 7:05 PM |
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sunny
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| Posted 7/28/05 7:07 PM |
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SoinLove
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| Posted 7/28/05 8:11 PM |
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Christine
2nd verse same as the 1st
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Re: joke
That is really funny!!!
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| Posted 7/28/05 8:13 PM |
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