Posted By |
Message |
MrsQ
Just me
Member since 6/06 11378 total posts
Name: Qiana
|
Karrine "Superhead" Steffans' new book The Vixen Diaries
MediaTakeOut.com got its hands on what we're told is an excerpt from Karrine "Superhead" Steffans' new book The Vixen Diaries. According to our source, this is from the chapter where Karrine rates men in the hip hop industry. Ladies and gentleman, this right here is off the chains...
JUELZ SANTANA: How was it? It was good. He’s really wild in bed, and don’t let the ‘No homo’ stuff fool you, because he is definitely not a homo in bed. His d*ck is like a baseball bat, but it’s thick too like a overgrown German sausage. He likes to pull hair a lot, and he actually likes it better when a girl rides.
50 CENT: What’s your story? 50 cent and I have had our share of sexual encounters. We kick it every time he comes to L.A.. His d*ck is not as big as I assumed it would be. It was probably about 7 1/2 inches. But it's not a big disappointment because he can eat pus*y like no other.
How did you meet? I know a few studio owners, so when he was out here recording with Game, I went in to meet them. It jumped off from there.
Does he have a fetish? Yes, 50 loves ti**ies and a*s. I happen to have them both so I guess that's why he immediately came on to me.
He came on to you? Actually he did, I wanted him either way, so if I had to come on to him, or he did, I was still going to get him.
YOUNG BUCK: Was Young Buck good in bed? He was the best I ever had. His d*ck was like the Energizer Bunny. It kept going and going. The sex lasted for hours at a time. It was the best I ever had and it got better each time.
Was this a ongoing relationship? It wasn’t a relationship really, it was more of a sex thing. It lasted about 5 months.
When did you meet Young Buck? I met him through one of my friends. She was dating one of his cousins or someone related to him. She introduced me at a party and he took me back to his hotel after that.
Was he famous when you met him? Not really, he was known through G-Unit but this was before his CD came out. Any other celebrities you would give a try? Yeah. There’s a few, but I doubt any of them would be better.
USHER: Were you in a relationship with Usher, or was it just for the sex? I wouldn't dream of being in a relationship with him. YUCK. It was just for sex, but the sex was NOT all that good either. I kinda felt sorryfor him. So I fu**ed him.
Were you disappointed? Um yeah. Because it was after a concert when we “fu**ed” and it was smelling like straight up FISH up in backstage in his dressing room. It was NOT me either. So I'm like babes? What's that smell. He tried to make it seem like it already smelled like that when they got to the arena. I'm like whatever, can we get this over with.
How was the sex? It was fu**ing horrible and on top of that it was smelling back there. This man is not packing, his d*ck is way small and he was having a hard time trying to find my hole. Then ol’ boy did something out of this world, he yelled out something Haitian. I was sick to my stomach. I got dressed and ran out of there.
Are there any celebs you’d want to sleep with? Yes! Just not Usher. I’d fu** Lil Jon before I have sex with Usher again. I really would want to have sex with that guy Tyson Beckford, now he is packing, I seen some movies.
List of Rappers
Mystikal - long Trick Daddy - long and full of energy Twista - medium Will Smith - long Xzibit - long but comes to quick Kool G Rap - Long but cant f**k Talib Kweli - medium Redman - hung like a banana Black Thought - medium Russel Simmons - small Khujo from Goodie Mob - very long Ja Rule - Long and full of energy Jay-Z - Real thick and juicy but you cant stand looking at him when he’s on top OutKast - Both big but Big Boi is bigger and fatter Dre’s is long and slim Pete Rock - big Puff Daddy - medium Rakim - Long Mobb Deep - havoc is big but Prodigy is small M.O.P. - Long pipes but Danze has a smelly body odor Nas - small Nelly - medium Scarface - medium Snoop Dogg - too long Ol’ Dirty ******* - may his big d**k rest in peace Clipse - They’re both long but they cant f**k and Pusha T’s breath stinks Common - Long but too skinny Da Brat - can eat a p**sy. Mos Def - long but his breath stinks Timbaland - long and fat but can't f**k and comes to quick Too $hort - long and thick but talks to much s*it in bed Q Tip - long but skinny. He has an a**hole personality Mase - Long but he has an a**hole personality too Master P - nice and long and can f**k Method Man - Long but comes to quick Missy Elliott - pu**y has a bad odor 50 Cent - medium/long Big Punisher - The same size of a can of air freshener Busta Rhymes - Big and long bit cant f**k. Just because you are left sore he thinks he did something. Canibus - real long Noreaga - Long but he cant f**k Lil Wayne - nice and long Kanye West - Big but he cant f**k KRS-One - small LL Cool J - Nice and fat The LOX - All of them are big except for styles. styles is very tiny. And J Hood is abnormaly fat Ludacris - Just perfect. Long and fat DMX - Long and can **** forever Fabolous - big d**k but comes to fast Fat Joe - small at first but when erect he’s impressive. Wyclef - Long but his breath stinks Ghostface Killah - Long but he comes to quick
Image Attachment(s):
|
Posted 8/1/07 1:27 PM |
|
|
Long Island Weddings
Long Island's Largest Bridal Resource |
Arieschick29
aries+cancer= pisces&gemini
Member since 3/06 4268 total posts
Name: Jen
|
Re: Karrine "Superhead" Steffans' new book The Vixen Diaries
She's got some married men on their (ie Will smith and LL Cool J)
I sure hope that was before they said their vows!
IMO- I would never be proud enough to say that I had been with that many men.
|
Posted 8/1/07 1:47 PM |
|
|
KGools
Happy
Member since 9/06 9532 total posts
Name: Kim
|
Re: Karrine "Superhead" Steffans' new book The Vixen Diaries
Good lord!! I've heard her on Wendy Williams.... GEEZ! That girl gets around. I never knew that that's what she looked like though... I expected someone dirty looking.
I wonder if it's all true....
|
Posted 8/1/07 2:11 PM |
|
|
CaseyGirl
Mommy to 3 Boys :)
Member since 5/05 19978 total posts
Name: Jen - counting my blessings...
|
Re: Karrine "Superhead" Steffans' new book The Vixen Diaries
Oh. My. God.
What a classy lady there
Air freshener
|
Posted 8/1/07 2:15 PM |
|
|
Snozberry
I might steal your diamonds
Member since 2/06 4680 total posts
Name: Melissa
|
Re: Karrine "Superhead" Steffans' new book The Vixen Diaries
Wow. The rap industry's jump off has a second book coming out? You didn't tell everyone enough in your first tell all?
Her vagina needs a rest.
|
Posted 8/1/07 2:18 PM |
|
|
mitabtrfly
Member since 12/06 2770 total posts
Name:
|
Re: Karrine "Superhead" Steffans' new book The Vixen Diaries
She is such a hoe!
|
Posted 8/1/07 2:40 PM |
|
|
CAT215
The Merlster
Member since 10/06 2540 total posts
Name: Cathie
|
Re: Karrine "Superhead" Steffans' new book The Vixen Diaries
Having sex with her must feel like throwing a banana up 5th Avenue, if you know what I mean. Ewwwwww
|
Posted 8/1/07 2:46 PM |
|
|
Snozberry
I might steal your diamonds
Member since 2/06 4680 total posts
Name: Melissa
|
Re: Karrine "Superhead" Steffans' new book The Vixen Diaries
Posted by CAT215
Having sex with her must feel like throwing a banana up 5th Avenue, if you know what I mean. Ewwwwww
O M GGGG
|
Posted 8/1/07 4:04 PM |
|
|
JeffsWife
LIF Infant
Member since 9/06 294 total posts
Name: Eliana
|
Re: Karrine "Superhead" Steffans' new book The Vixen Diaries
ITA, but I would like to know why these famous people still mess with her knowing she gonna tell their business
|
Posted 8/1/07 4:50 PM |
|
|
Ophelia
she's baaccckkkk ;)
Member since 5/06 23378 total posts
Name: remember, when Gulliver traveled....
|
Re: Karrine "Superhead" Steffans' new book The Vixen Diaries
Posted by JeffsWife
ITA, but I would like to know why these famous people still mess with her knowing she gonna tell their business
B/C they are MEN, not women...and they ALL think the are bangin' in the sack
|
Posted 8/1/07 4:58 PM |
|
|
chikita315
Love
Member since 8/06 7945 total posts
Name: M-lo
|
Re: Karrine "Superhead" Steffans' new book The Vixen Diaries
Best line
Ol’ Dirty ******* - may his big d**k rest in peace
|
Posted 8/1/07 5:08 PM |
|
|
JenandMikey
life is good =)
Member since 5/07 4216 total posts
Name: We're so blessed!
|
Re: Karrine "Superhead" Steffans' new book The Vixen Diaries
Posted by CAT215
Having sex with her must feel like throwing a banana up 5th Avenue, if you know what I mean. Ewwwwww
that was abso-freakin-lutely hysterical!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and buckwild on flavor of love said it well "if it look like a hoe, smell hoe, act like a hoe then it prolly a hoe"
|
Posted 8/1/07 5:44 PM |
|
|
JeffsWife
LIF Infant
Member since 9/06 294 total posts
Name: Eliana
|
Re: Karrine "Superhead" Steffans' new book The Vixen Diaries
Posted by Ophelia
Posted by JeffsWife
ITA, but I would like to know why these famous people still mess with her knowing she gonna tell their business
B/C they are MEN, not women...and they ALL think the are bangin' in the sack
I get it, they want to make the headlines. How freaking not genius!
|
Posted 8/1/07 10:13 PM |
|
|
IrishTracy
Believe!!
Member since 5/05 15167 total posts
Name: Tracy
|
Re: Karrine "Superhead" Steffans' new book The Vixen Diaries
Sad to say that I watched a show on VH-1 about the video vixens. They said that if the guys know she's easy. They are all going for it. She of course forgets to mention the "lil people" that she did to get to the famous people. She was claiming some abuse by Snoops gang. But, they are denying it.
|
Posted 8/1/07 10:59 PM |
|
|