Tah-wee-ZAH
Kisses
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Kids in Church... funny no matter what your religion.
Just got this from my cousin...
3-year-old Reese:
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
Harold is His name.
Amen."
A little boy was overheard
praying:
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't
worry about it.
I'm having a real good time like I am."
After the christening of his baby brother
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car.
His father asked him three times what was wrong.
Finally, the boy replied,
"That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a
Christian home,
and I wanted to stay with you guys."
I had been teaching my three-year old
daughter, Caitlin,
the Lord's Prayer for several evenings at bedtime.
She would repeat after me the lines from the prayer.
Finally, she decided to go solo.
I listened with pride as she carefully
enunciated each word, right up to the end of the
prayer:
"Lead us not into temptation," she prayed,
"but deliver us from E-mail.
One particular four-year-old prayed,
"And forgive us our trash baskets as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets."
A Sunday school teacher asked her children as they were on the way to church service,
"And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?"
One bright little girl replied "Because people are
sleeping."
Six-year-old Angie and her four-year-old
brother, Joel, were sitting together in church Joel
giggled, sang, and talked out loud.
Finally, his big sister had had enough.
"You're not supposed to talk out loud in church."
"Why? Who's going to stop me?" Joel ask Angie pointed to the back of the church and said "See those two men standing by the door?
They're hushers."
A mother was preparing pancakes for her
sons,
Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
The boys began to argue over who would get the
first pancake.
Their mother saw the opportunity for a
moral lesson.
"If Jesus were sitting here, He would
say,
'Let my brother have the first pancake, I
can wait.'
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
said,
"Ryan, you be Jesus!"
A father was at the beach with
his children when the four-year-old son ran up to
him, grabbed his hand, and led him to the
shore where a seagull lay dead in the
sand.
"Daddy, what happened to him?" the son
asked.
"He died and went to Heaven," the Dad
replied.
The boy thought a moment and then
said,
"Did God throw him back down?"
A wife invited some people to
dinner.
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
blessing?"
"I wouldn't know what to say," the girl
replied.
"Just say what you hear Mommy say," the wife
answered.
The daughter bowed her head and
said,
"Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
people to dinner?"
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