Lindsay Declares War on Media and Former Assistant

Lindsay Lohan recently fired off a semi-coherent mass email to friends via BlackBerry, declaring war on tabloids and announcing her intention to sue an ex-employee. (Naturally, her “friends” immediately clicked the “forward” button and the letter ended up in the inboxes of Page Six and Gawker, which has the entire message here.)

Inflamed by last week’s National Enquirer story that claimed she recently overdosed on drugs, Lohan writes in the email, "Let's sue the tabloids for saying the things they say. Defamation of character."

She’s even asking some high-powered pals for assistance. "Al Gore will help me he came up to me last night and said he would be very happy to have a conversation with me. If he is willing to help me, let's find out. Hilary [sic] Clinton, Bill Clinton, and Evan metroplis [sic], and John Daur who works with them would be willing, if we just ask. If we just ASK. I'd really like to fix things and refuse to stop on any account for these unintelligent, vulgar people who like to hurt other people."

The Georgia Rule actress also expressed a desire to hold a press conference and "release a politically/morally correct, fully adequite [sic] letter to the press."

She continues: "It's my life. I want to live it. People cannot lie and think that it is okay to continue on having done so. I have had many ups and downs, as do we all. But to make false accusations to one girl is unjust in my opinion. I am willing to do anything I need to get my life the way it should be."

Lohan then mentions taking a mystery person she refers to as "LR" to court for "what she's done to me.” Who is LR? That would be former assistant Lindsay Ratowsky, who fled Lohan’s employ for the muscled arms of Jessica Biel.

When Biel recently brought Ratowsky to a GQ party on November 29, Lohan screamed at the magazine’s editor in chief, Jim Nelson, “How dare you let her in here! I am suing her! This is supposed to be for the creme de la creme and you let her in when I am suing her. I am going to leave unless you kick her out!”

Sources tell Us that Lohan plans to sue Ratowski because she believes that she once spiked her drink and has been selling stories about her to the Enquirer.

When contacted by Page Six, Lohan’s rep had no comment.

Re: Lindsay Declares War on Media and Former Assistant

lol paranoid much? Whatever, poor kid needs some guidance.

Re: Lindsay Declares War on Media and Former Assistant

she is on the slippery slope to crazyville!

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Posted by nixy

she is on the slippery slope to crazyville!

I agree.

And how sad that her "friends" constantly mock her.

She must have the world's lowest self esteem.

Re: Lindsay Declares War on Media and Former Assistant

I doubt she spiked her drink. Lindsay is an alcoholic all one her own!

Re: Lindsay Declares War on Media and Former Assistant

Please ....she is just ridiculous...she's also someone that I could see losing work and becoming an E True Hollywood Story by the time she is 25 and can' t get work....she needs to calm herself down....too bad really because she is supposedly a good actress, although I don't even think I"ve seen her in anything.