MALE VS. FEMALE DIRECTIONS AT THE ATM MACHINE

A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads:

'Please note that this Bank is installing new
Drive-through ATM machines enabling
customers to withdraw cash without leaving
their vehicles.

Customers using this new facility are
requested to use the procedures outlined
below when accessing their accounts.

After months of careful research,
MALE & FEMALE Procedures have been
developed.
Please follow the Appropriate steps for
your gender.'

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MALE PROCEDURE:
1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Put down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Put window up.
7. Drive off.


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FEMALE PROCEDURE:

1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up the require d
amount to align car window with the machine.
3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
4. Find handbag, remove all contents on
to passenger seat to locate card.
5. Tell person on cell phone you wi ll call
them back and hang up.
6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
7. Open car door to allow easier access
to machine due to its excessive distance
from the car.
8. Insert card.
9. Re-insert card the right way.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary
with your PIN written on the inside
back page.
11. Enter PIN.
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet
and place cash inside.
17. Write debit amount in check register
and place receipt in back of checkbook.
18. Re-check makeup.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder,
and place card into the slot provided!
23. Give dirty look to irate male driver
waiting behind you.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
25. Redial person on cell phone.
26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
27. Release Parking Brake.

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Re: MALE VS. FEMALE DIRECTIONS AT THE ATM MACHINE

plfffft writtten by a man who messed up the consistancy of it.
At one point we women empty handbag contenets...it never says we put stuff back in and then bam there we are emptying our purses again.

Re: MALE VS. FEMALE DIRECTIONS AT THE ATM MACHINE

THIS is why women think they can multitask.... yes, they are doing 27 things at once, but they accomplished the same thing as the man doing 1 thing....

Re: MALE VS. FEMALE DIRECTIONS AT THE ATM MACHINE

Posted by GoldenRod

THIS is why women think they can multitask.... yes, they are doing 27 things at once, but they accomplished the same thing as the man doing 1 thing....




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Re: MALE VS. FEMALE DIRECTIONS AT THE ATM MACHINE

That's great!

Re: MALE VS. FEMALE DIRECTIONS AT THE ATM MACHINE

Posted by DebG

plfffft writtten by a man who messed up the consistancy of it.
At one point we women empty handbag contenets...it never says we put stuff back in and then bam there we are emptying our purses again.

Re: MALE VS. FEMALE DIRECTIONS AT THE ATM MACHINE

Posted by DebG

plfffft writtten by a man who messed up the consistancy of it.
At one point we women empty handbag contents...it never says we put stuff back in and then bam there we are emptying our purses again.

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Message edited 11/18/2011 7:44:49 PM.

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