"Melissa likes to..." (try this, it's FUNNY!)

Go to google and type in quotation marks your name and then "likes to" (ex. "Anna likes to") Type in the first ten things that come up and post them. (I had to go past the first ten to get the good ones)

I am laughing at some of these!



Melissa likes to party and is married to a senator.

Melissa likes the bingo machine; it reminds her of making out.

Melissa likes to play the field, but that doesn't make her a bad person.

Melissa likes to spend time with her dog, travel, garden, and go whale watching.

Melissa likes to play golf in my living room.

Melissa likes to wear this hat and pretend to be a lost tourist.

Melissa likes to pretend that there is a sordid love quadrangle between Zack, Angela, Xen, Emily, and Mario.

Melissa likes to lick your eye ...you gotta watch her!

Melissa likes to eat cats and Kendra thinks they're too fattening for her.

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Jackie likes to

read books from the Arthur and Franklin series.

demonstrate the theater's capabilities by showing Planet of the Apes.

spend time with her family.

blow raspberries.

makes things.

write.

spend her time sleeping, shopping and musing about the meaning of it all.

jitterbug and listen to roots music.

think of condoms as must-have fashion accessories.

chat.


some of these are very true, some are just odd!!!!!!!!!!

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hahaahha - my favorites are in BOLD

Producer Nic likes to keep us in the dark about all the things he wants us to do.

However from time to time, Nic likes to turn it up as well.

Nic likes to go bowling with his cousins even if his hands don't always do what he wants.

Nic likes to have 'Cherry Chai Yai Yai' with coffee ice cream.

Nic likes to flap when he's happy. When I was little, like just a baby, I tried it. I ran around, flapping — but it just made my wrists kind of sore. omg

Nic likes to live life by the phrase "you look good you ride good"

wow..nic nic likes to quote THE DEPARTED, huh?

Also, if there’s small children or nuns in the audience, Nic likes to shout swear words and without the overheads, there’s a risk they won’t hear them.

Nic likes to wash his balls in the sink....hide your toothbrush!

"Nic likes to drink brandy and smoke cigars."

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val likes "We took this guy's picture and then he followed us down the street ... val likes Oh man dude, I was so drunk - I don't even remember making out ...


Val makes the best damn birthday cake ever. Yes! ...

I like fun. I’m a fun kinda gal. And there’s a time and place for terse conversation. ... VAL LIKES. Libertarians · Broward Libertarians ...

Val likes to sing, and in the last week or so she's started making up her own songs, singing whatever words come into her head to random, sing-song melodies ...

Val likes you to look nice." "Dicky!" said James. "You're always wasting your money on something." But he suffered the change to be made till his neck ...

Val, who was then getting up, told me to go back to bed and read e-mail later,

Val likes to dance too...they'd make a great pair! Christal. I think he needs some bongos. Maybe he’ll be your drummer!

Surprise - Val likes this option! If you are going for a real tree, using trees that will be replaced and don't hurt the eco-system. ...

Val likes to travel and still keeps in contact with friends in many different countries. Val retired from nursing five years ago and now spends most of her ...

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Man this is funny:

Leslie likes to relax on set by listening to the sounds of crickets, waves and white noise in her headphones.

Leslie likes to work on miniature dolls and dollhouses when she’s not writing.

Leslie likes to spend time outside in the garden or taking walks with her husband and adorable seven month old baby, Carter.

Leslie likes to say “The bigger the bow, the bigger the kill.”
(My real-life mantra)

Leslie likes to chew the gum but I have a feeling that after watching herself tonight, she may quit.

Leslie likes to put herself out as an advocate for all of this, but when it comes down to it, she's as full of it as the next person.

And my personal favorite:
Leslie likes to get cracked out on green tea at work and usually tries to get me to snort it off her belly.

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"Noreen likes to take control of the finances"

"Noreen likes to be artistic as well with her many scrapbooks and paintings"

"Noreen likes to go out everyday with her boyfriend"

"Noreen likes to eat puppies with ham and a coffee and chocolate"

"Noreen likes to be in groups with a bag of food and a large bottle of wine"

"Noreen likes to suck the jello from the icecube tray"...

Not many entries for my name.. but still very FUNNY!!!!

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"Kristin likes to drink wine with friends"

"Kristin likes to laugh and likes to make other people laugh with her. Or at her."

"Kristin likes to spend her time playing in the garden with the lovely lady alison, reading books, making tye-dyed bandannas, riding roller coasters, petting her cats, admiring women with really long hair, avoiding people wearing perfume, making custom Rubik's Cubes, and thinking occasionally about the meaning of life."

"I heard Kristin likes to suck..."

"Kristin likes to snowboard in the winter and play golf in the summer."

"Kristin likes to read and hang out with friends, trying to figure out what to do next."

"Kristin likes to find longshots and does so quite often, but she will also tell you when it's justified to play the chalk."

"Kristin likes to explore creative interests outside of knitting."

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Tracy likes to...

Tracy likes to plant a combination of seeds so kids can see the entire process


Tracy likes to always appear poised and in control.

Outside of work Tracy likes to spend time with her family.

Tracy likes to go out with the girls and dance the night away.

One commentator then said that Tracy likes to get in people's heads.

Tracy likes to look at all the colors around her when she makes her deliveries.

Tracy likes to touch turtles... you turtle toucher!

Tracy likes to serve her casserole with Mexican corn bread and a green salad.

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Stacey likes to read both histories and novels

stacey likes to take whoever is peeing her off to the hospital

Stacey likes to say, her dog Magic, grants wishes.

stacey likes to peep

Well Stacey likes to play with gnarly elephant balls

Stacey likes to kick it!

Stacey likes to add 3 Worthington® Stripples®, chopped, to the eggs and fry together.

Stacey Gets Drunk. Stacey likes to play the guitar. Stacey likes to sing. Stacey likes to drink.

Stacey likes to spend her time doing “the predictable geek activities” often associated with her profession.

Stacey likes to cause MySpace beef!

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This is fun.

rebecca likes to think about things

Rebecca likes to think of her stash as a processing backlog

Rebecca's likes to play the New Super Mario Bros

Rebecca likes to read (I do!)

Rebecca likes to relax with friends

Rebecca likes to ride her bicycle and play board games like Speed Scrabble, Aggregation and Settlers

Rebecca likes to keep her food simple and easy, so she opts for finger food. ...

Rebecca likes to create a learning environment that is fun, exciting and realistic to industry.

Rebecca likes to say that she was not hurt but you can totally tell that she is very hurt

Rebecca likes to recycle waste materials in her art work

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Maureen likes to have fun, too

Outside of work, Maureen likes to swing dance, drive all over California, play piano, golf, and bake chocolate chip cookies

Speaking from experience, Maureen likes to tell patients there are no stupid questions

Maureen likes to point out that a lot of the performers are local


Maureen likes to meet new students

Maureen likes to remind their children. “Romance is wonderful but friendship is what really gets you through,” ...


Maureen likes to say that she's a fisher of men

Maureen likes to joke that the thrift store carries everything and anything that you could be looking for, including the kitchen sink

Maureen likes to play ultimate frisbee, cook and dance. ...

Maureen likes to talk about apple trees a lot

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Some of these are so frigging funny

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rachel likes to eat her catnip toy

rachel likes to eat birds ... 8. rachel likes to eat expensive, tasty, cat food ...


Rachel likes to "boo" the "bad rhinos"!

Rachel likes to go on walks and look for birds, deer, and. other animals in the forest

Rachel likes to socialize and will use any excuse to celebrate with friends

Rachel likes to keep her two lines of work separate.

Rachel likes to explain to Simon that he's not old enough to have a computer, but he will when he becomes a big boy

Rachel likes to live on the edge.

Rachel likes to bite her baby brother

Rachel likes to run around barefoot, play with neat things like beads, wire, and broken glass


Rachel likes to stock up on stuff like contact lens solution


Rachel likes to eat hard-boiled eggs


Rachel likes to pinch harder at the tip of the snowflake

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Susan likes to spend time at the family cottage at Brule Beach, Nova Scotia ( I didn't know I had family in NS)

Susan likes to swim in the ocean, biking in town, and a hike in the mountains. (Wow, I'm athletic)

What that Susan likes to eat is abominable. b. *What is abominable Susan likes to eat. (So true, just ask DH)

And after thirty years of creating her beautiful and inspired paintings, Susan likes to quote a one-hundred year old Japanese artist who says, ... (what does he say?..


Susan likes to experiment with coloring her thread with natural dyes such as tea and red cabbage.

When not writing or working with clients, Susan likes to spend time with the neglected and injured animals she has rescued over the years

Susan likes to serve this tender and tasty kosher meat dish for the Jewish holiday of Sukkot. Turkey Roll with Mushroom Gravy (Meat) Tired of chicken

Susan likes to make new icons of Christian themes

Susan likes to find a quiet place to read.


This is about all that could be true..
Susan likes to know everything that is going on, and does what she has to do to find out. She goes as far as to hire a detective to find out information

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Stefanie likes to talk

Stefanie likes to not wear shoes, but if shoes must be worn, then she prefers that they are awesome

Stefanie likes to work with children and old people

Stefanie likes to be on the go constantly and tends to have a hectic family life

Stefanie likes to stay active every day

Stefanie likes to play this huge c0ck inside her mouth.

Stefanie likes to read

Stefanie likes to wear her hair different ways and her classmates always laugh at her and call her ugly.

Stefanie likes to go out and dance, sing, run, and workout

Stefanie likes to fight so they can have "make-up" sex

These are all good ones...

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Valerie likes to maintain her beauty. Hence gift certificates for beauty care of all sorts would be useful.

Valerie likes to play fair and have fun in her sexy lingerie.

Valerie likes to native dance, listen to music, play with her little brother, and LAUGH!

Valerie likes to feel her...uh....nevermind.

Valerie likes to take pictures of her wanting to be an astronaut

Valerie likes to gossip about her life, including her psychotherapy sessions, and her dream of being a lounge singer.

Valerie likes to meet the couple beforehand to talk through vows, and again to run through the paces with the wedding party.

Valerie likes to play with the control on the monitor, decreasing contrast and brightness to zero.

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beth likes to fart on her hands.

A large woman, Beth likes to dress as a man and is often in the company of Julien.

Beth likes to feed the dog chicken, so Howard feels like he should feed her chicken so he's not the "bad guy."

Beth likes to honor all of God's Children, even the retards.

Beth likes to hang around criminals...even rapists.

Beth likes to call the pajamas my "lady pants".

Beth likes to end her statements with a question mark, which seems to make her sentences last longer than they would if she just let them drop

Beth likes to sneak out of her parents' house at weekends to fight crime and kill monsters.

Beth Likes To Put Things Up Her Nose

Beth likes to steal mayonnaise and other condiments (like those small jars of jam and the little paper packets of sugar) from hotels as well as hotel towels and sheets.

Message edited 4/14/2007 3:22:15 PM.

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Emily likes to win!

Emily likes to wander the streets without much planning

Emily likes to read "funny and scary books."

Emily likes to spend time with her family and her dogs.

Emily likes to play soccer, golf, write action novels, and knit in her free time

Emily likes to go to the movies, out to dinner, and play games with her family

Emily likes to pretend she's a princess and talk to herself

Emily likes to. eat goldfish crackers and her favorite movie is “A League of Their Own”.

Emily likes to study, debate, sing, and speed talk

Emily likes to pay continuous homage to music lovers everywhere for having such eclectic and interesting tastes in ...

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Jaclyn likes to hang out with friends and watch movies.

Jaclyn likes to search out. individuals in the business of creating. unique designs and feature them.

Jaclyn likes to do the treadmill and go walking with me

Jaclyn likes to read, travel, hike,. play disc golf, backpack, and. camp

jaclyn likes to sit there...and do nothing haha.

Jaclyn likes to dress up like you and is equally "big"

That's all for Jaclyn! I would have done Jackie, but it was already done.

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OMG...some of these are HILARIOUS!!!
PS - Nic - I'm hiding my toothbrush!

Ok...I'll play...here are mine...

Lori likes to. shop with each client at least. twice. “I could shop for 8 to 10. hours straight,”

Lori likes to travel

Lori likes to use an alpha as a mask, identifying which parts of the logo will be transparent and will therefore allow video to show through.

Lori likes to get e-mail at [email protected]

Lori Likes To Talk About Books Too Much

Lori likes to use a mix of Rose's and fresh lime juice. 2 slices fresh lime, for a festive garnish, and for more lime flavor.

lori likes to get jiggy with it,

Lori likes to express her answers in miles per hour (mph) so she uses the conversion chart below to change her data into miles and hours before she does her ...

Lori likes to tell this story about the kitchen set her dad made

Lori likes to read, sew and do cross stitch

Lori likes to have control

Lori likes to use drugs, both Jolt and Crack

Lori likes to watch television, Reba does not; Lori loves to shop, Reba does not; Lori craves sweets, ...

Lori likes to skinny dip in your bathtub for you

Lori likes to make loud love to her boyfriend, Justin (Matt Westmore), and then go upstairs to watch movies with Michael, who is clearly in love with her. ...

Lori likes to soak in a hot tub

Lori likes to eat chocolate strawberries

Lori likes to drink something with a lime, but no worm

Lori Likes To Say: Scrapping The Barnacles

By the time I got to page 8...it was X rated...sooo....ummm....I'm stopping here.

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Brooke likes to write children's books and she likes to read. Nancy Drew books are her favorite. She likes to play with her uncle's new chocolate lab puppy.

Brooke likes to say that she moved to Maine for the food.

Brooke likes to be photographed nude, alone or with her sexy girlfriends. Then all the pics and vids becomes available on her site so anyone can watch them.

Brooke likes to make up nicknames for her friends.

Brooke likes to feel that the women are washout and low in front of it.

brooke likes to dance. steve likes to sleep. brooke and chuck dance! dance dance. and fall down! friends dont left friends eat and sleep.

brooke likes to eat, and so she trains to eat. she can be bribed quite easily with ice cream and other assorted sweets. she likes to ride her bike.

Brooke likes to do odd dances to music.

Brooke likes to play outside, swim, skate, and compete athletically with boys. Brooke communicates well with adults and children.

Brooke likes to play dress up!

Of course, there's a porn reference on the first page of my google search.

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Allison likes to fall off things

Allison likes to stay healthy by doing pilates, running, kayaking, and being a member of the First Ladies Dance Team.

Allison likes to be in style, would not present herself without being combed and well groomed - she is very proud

Allison likes to blog

Allison likes to read, go to movies and theatre, listen to music (all kinds), or just spend time with her friends and family

Allison likes to play guitar, write poetry, read, and spend time with her family

Allison likes to work out, roller blade and hang out with friends

Allison likes to knit

Allison likes to run

Allison likes to spend her time in our "yellow" room, next to the kitchen where the staff often pass by (what is she in an institution)