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lvdolphins
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Never Lie To Your Mom! (funny)
HAVING MOM OVER FOR DINNER!
>>
>> Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the
meal,
>> Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful Brian's roommate,
>> Jennifer, was.
>>
>> Brian's Mom had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian
and
>> Jennifer, and this had only made her more curious.
>>
>> Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact,she
>> started to wonder if there was more between Brian and Jennifer than met
>> the eye.
>>
>> Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, "I know what you must be
>> thinking, but I assure you Jennifer and I are just roommates."
>>
>> About a week later, Jennifer came to Brian saying, "Ever since your
>> mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
>> gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
>> Brian said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be
>> sure. So he sat down and wrote:
>>
>> Dear Mom:
>> I'm not saying that you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, I'm
>> not saying that you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact
remains
>> that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
>>
>> Love, Brian
>>
>> Several days later, Brian received an email back from his mother that
>> read:
>>
>> Dear Son:
>> I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Jennifer, I'm not saying that
>> you"do not" sleep with Jennifer. But the fact remains that if Jennifer
is
>> sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now.
>>
>> Love, Mom
>>
>>
>> LESSON OF THE DAY - NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER
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Re: Never Lie To Your Mom! (funny)
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MABLE03
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Re: Never Lie To Your Mom! (funny)
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| Posted 1/29/07 3:22 PM |
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TeddyBear922
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Chris
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Re: Never Lie To Your Mom! (funny)
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| Posted 1/29/07 4:26 PM |
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SweetTooth
I'm a tired mommy!
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Lauren
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Re: Never Lie To Your Mom! (funny)
That was cute!
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| Posted 1/29/07 4:27 PM |
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LightUpOurLife
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Re: Never Lie To Your Mom! (funny)
No matter how many times I read this one, I just laugh. Thanks!!!!!!!!
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| Posted 1/29/07 4:27 PM |
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Lauren
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Re: Never Lie To Your Mom! (funny)
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| Posted 1/29/07 4:30 PM |
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janet
WITH LOVE MY ANGEL MISS YOU!!!
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Re: Never Lie To Your Mom! (funny)
Posted by lvdolphins
HAVING MOM OVER FOR DINNER!
>>
>> Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the
meal,
>> Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful Brian's roommate,
>> Jennifer, was.
>>
>> Brian's Mom had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian
and
>> Jennifer, and this had only made her more curious.
>>
>> Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact,she
>> started to wonder if there was more between Brian and Jennifer than met
>> the eye.
>>
>> Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, "I know what you must be
>> thinking, but I assure you Jennifer and I are just roommates."
>>
>> About a week later, Jennifer came to Brian saying, "Ever since your
>> mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
>> gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
>> Brian said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be
>> sure. So he sat down and wrote:
>>
>> Dear Mom:
>> I'm not saying that you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, I'm
>> not saying that you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact
remains
>> that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
>>
>> Love, Brian
>>
>> Several days later, Brian received an email back from his mother that
>> read:
>>
>> Dear Son:
>> I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Jennifer, I'm not saying that
>> you"do not" sleep with Jennifer. But the fact remains that if Jennifer
is
>> sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now.
>>
>> Love, Mom
>>
>>
>> LESSON OF THE DAY - NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER
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| Posted 1/29/07 4:50 PM |
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WhatNow
Say Cheese!
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A (formerly WhatNow?)
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Re: Never Lie To Your Mom! (funny)
That's great!
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| Posted 1/29/07 5:00 PM |
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Gumpslilqtpie
Living the DREAM!!!
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Kimmer
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Re: Never Lie To Your Mom! (funny)
Thats great!
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| Posted 1/29/07 5:14 PM |
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Maathy317
Grammie's Little Man
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Re: Never Lie To Your Mom! (funny)
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| Posted 1/29/07 6:00 PM |
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evnme
My little lamb
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aka momma2b
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Re: Never Lie To Your Mom! (funny)
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| Posted 1/29/07 7:24 PM |
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luvsbob4603
To a healthy 2013
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To a brand new year to a healthier me
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Re: Never Lie To Your Mom! (funny)
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