HeathKernandez
Our Ron is an awesome Ron
Member since 4/07 9091 total posts
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baby fish mouth
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Next Survivor!!! This is interesting...
THE NEXT SURVIVOR SERIES
Six married men will be dropped on an island with one car and 3 kids each for six weeks.
Each kid will play two sports and either take music or dance classes.
There is no fast food.
Each man must
• Take care of his 3 kids
• Keep his assigned house clean
• Correct all homework
• Complete science projects
• Cook
• Do laundry
• Pay a list of 'pretend' bills with not enough money.
In addition, each man will have to budget in money for groceries each week.
Each man must remember the birthdays of all their friends and relatives, and send cards out on time--no emailing.
Each man must also take each child to a doctor's appointment, a dentist appointment and a haircut appointment.
Each man must make one unscheduled and inconvenient visit per child to the Urgent Care.
Each man must also make cookies or cupcakes for a social function.
Each man will be responsible for decorating his own assigned house, planting flowers outside and keeping it presentable at all times.
The men will only have access to television when the kids are asleep and all chores are done.
The men must shave their legs, wear makeup daily, adorn himself with jewelry, wear uncomfortable yet stylish shoes, keep fingernails polished and eyebrows groomed.
During one of the six weeks, the men will have to endure severe abdominal cramps, back aches, and have extreme, unexplained mood swings but never once complain or slow down from other duties.
They must attend weekly school meetings, church, and find time at least once to spend the afternoon at the park or a similar setting.
They will need to read a book to the kids each night and in the morning, feed them, dress them, brush their teeth and comb their hair by 7:00 am.
A test will be given at the end of the six weeks, and each father will be required to know all of the following information for each child:
• Birthday
• Height and weight
• Shoe size, clothes size
• Doctor's name
• Weight at birth, length, time of birth, and length of labor
• Favorite color
• Middle name
• Favorite snack
• Favorite song
• Each child's favorite drink,
• Favorite toy,
• Biggest fear
• What they want to be when they grow up.
The kids vote them off the island based on performance. The last man wins only if...he still has enough energy to be intimate with his spouse at a moment's notice.
If the last man does win, he can play the game over and over and over again for the next 18-25 years, eventually earning the right to be called
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Mother!
(my apologies to GoldenRod, ImtheKevinofCindyandKevin and BabyBoy... I just thought this was funny, but don't really believe it... I know there are great men out there...)
Message edited 1/28/2010 12:31:08 PM.
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GoldenRod
10 years on LIF!
Member since 11/06 26792 total posts
Name:
Shawn
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Re: Next Survivor!!! This is interesting...
Posted by HeathKernandez
(my apologies to GoldenRod and BabyBoy... I just thought this was funny, but don't really believe it... I know there are great men out there...)
... and Kevin. He was a SAHD for a while, so he used to do all of this every single day....
It's an old joke, so I'm used to reading it.
I'd actually last pretty long. Maybe not every challenge, but most of them (BTW, DS's middle name is my first name, so I hope I get that one right at least..... )
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HeathKernandez
Our Ron is an awesome Ron
Member since 4/07 9091 total posts
Name:
baby fish mouth
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Re: Next Survivor!!! This is interesting...
I edited it =)
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