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Goldi0218
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Leslie
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Ode to the Gym - Workout Woes in Haiku format
Hot muscle-head guy
Oh the things I'd do to you
If I was not hitched
Middle-aged woman
Cotton Lycra spandex shows
Your way-too-small thong
Sweaty man running
No I will not talk to you
Do you see my ring?
Treadmill glamour girl
Your head is as empty as
Your tube of lipgloss.
Second muscle head
Do not ruin this moment
By speaking out loud.
Oh great midsection
Crunches do not matter much
Plastic surgery.
Third muscle head guy
With each pound that you bench press
Can I spot you please?
Message edited 7/25/2007 10:27:57 PM.
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Phyl
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The Mystical Azzhorse! ™
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Re: Ode to the Gym - Workout Woes in Haiku format
 I love when you Haiku!!!
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| Posted 7/25/07 10:29 PM |
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Goldi0218
My miracles!
Member since 12/05 23902 total posts
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Leslie
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Re: Ode to the Gym - Workout Woes in Haiku format
I was going with a feeling.
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| Posted 7/25/07 10:29 PM |
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Kate07
Feel better my little guy!
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Kate
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Re: Ode to the Gym - Workout Woes in Haiku format
Love it !!!!
Three muscle heads?!
Lucky You !!!
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| Posted 7/25/07 10:33 PM |
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Goldi0218
My miracles!
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Leslie
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Re: Ode to the Gym - Workout Woes in Haiku format
Posted by Kate07
Love it !!!!
Three muscle heads?!
Lucky You !!!
OMG you have no idea how much I drool there. I actually felt guilty about it today.
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| Posted 7/25/07 10:38 PM |
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Phyl
R.I.P. Sweet Mia ♥
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Re: Ode to the Gym - Workout Woes in Haiku format
Posted by Goldi0218
Posted by Kate07
Love it !!!!
Three muscle heads?!
Lucky You !!!
OMG you have no idea how much I drool there. I actually felt guilty about it today.
The gym is a guilt free zone Goldi!!!!
Message edited 7/25/2007 10:40:53 PM.
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Goldi0218
My miracles!
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Name:
Leslie
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Re: Ode to the Gym - Workout Woes in Haiku format
Posted by Phyl
Posted by Goldi0218
Posted by Kate07
Love it !!!!
Three muscle heads?!
Lucky You !!!
OMG you have no idea how much I drool there. I actually felt guilty about it today.
The gym is a guilt free zone Goldi!!!!
OK then bring on the hot 22 year olds!!!
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Phyl
R.I.P. Sweet Mia ♥
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Re: Ode to the Gym - Workout Woes in Haiku format
Posted by Goldi0218
Posted by Phyl
Posted by Goldi0218
Posted by Kate07
Love it !!!!
Three muscle heads?!
Lucky You !!!
OMG you have no idea how much I drool there. I actually felt guilty about it today.
The gym is a guilt free zone Goldi!!!!
OK then bring on the hot 22 year olds!!!
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Stacey1403
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Re: Ode to the Gym - Workout Woes in Haiku format
Love It 
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| Posted 7/25/07 10:54 PM |
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Goldi0218
My miracles!
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Leslie
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Re: Ode to the Gym - Workout Woes in Haiku format
Middle-aged woman scared me. She has a great figure and a lot of make up. The way the light was shining through the skylights, it highlighted her rear (she was right in front of me so I had no choice but to look) and you could see clear through the leggings only to reveal a thong/g-string that was maybe the size of the webbed part of my hand between my thumb and forefinger.
I'd love to write a book about this place.
Message edited 7/25/2007 10:58:12 PM.
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Phyl
R.I.P. Sweet Mia ♥
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Re: Ode to the Gym - Workout Woes in Haiku format
Any guys wear a green unitard and clogs to work out in at your gym? Now that would make a great Haiku It's not a pretty site
Message edited 7/25/2007 11:15:27 PM.
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Goldi0218
My miracles!
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Leslie
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Re: Ode to the Gym - Workout Woes in Haiku format
There is one flamboyant character, but he is seemingly harmless.
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| Posted 7/25/07 11:16 PM |
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MrsCJK
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Re: Ode to the Gym - Workout Woes in Haiku format
That is so great!!!!!
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| Posted 7/26/07 8:02 AM |
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JennZ
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Re: Ode to the Gym - Workout Woes in Haiku format
Love it. 
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| Posted 7/26/07 8:06 AM |
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BabyAvocado
Happy New Year
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Re: Ode to the Gym - Workout Woes in Haiku format
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SweetestOfPeas
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Re: Ode to the Gym - Workout Woes in Haiku format
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LisaW
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Did I ever tell you that I hate people?
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Re: Ode to the Gym - Workout Woes in Haiku format
Awesome
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| Posted 7/26/07 10:21 AM |
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evnme
My little lamb
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Re: Ode to the Gym - Workout Woes in Haiku format
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