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Jen2999
Baby girls & beagles rock!
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OMG... The last 20 minutes of my day...
 I am so not even exaggerating this....
DD poops while Im feeding her. Ok. So I go to change her. Apparently she was NOT done and proceeds to continue pooping on the new diaper. I am now thinking, "Whoo hoo I rock for remembering to do the 'new diaper swap'! Now I dont need to wash her changing pad cover!!" Yea, well I go to take the "new" poop diaper off and figure I don't have to do another swap. She then lets out a huge fart, or should I say SHART, because poop now sprays onto the changing pad that I was SOOOO happy not to get dirty. Ok. I need another new diaper but now I am trying to dislodge the poop-sprayed changing pad out from underneath her. I am throwing dirty items on the floor and yelling at Fred to stay away.
I manage to get the changing pad off and grab another new diaper to put on DD. I am NOT EVEN KIDDING when I say that she now decides to PEE all over before I fasten the diaper. Said pee pooled on the changing pad and leaks all up her back. "Oh my freaking GOD...you need to be kidding me!!!!"
I proceed to strip DD and pick her up and wipe her down with baby wipes. I stick her in her crib and finally manage to fasten a CLEAN diaper on the child so I can now clean up the pool of pee. After pee is clean I get a new outfit out and put it on...SUCCESS!!!!!
I pick her up off the changing table and she proceeds to puke up half the bottle that I was feeding her when this incident began. At this point I am hysterically laughing. I rip off my shirt so I am now half naked, stripping her and throwing puke clothes into the laundry basket across the room....put a new outfit on DD and grab DH's shirt off the floor to throw on me. Finally we are all clean and done and DD shoots me the HUGEST smile and , even after all that, I just  at my pooping, sharting, peeing, puking baby girl.....
You CANNOT make this stuff up....
Message edited 3/20/2009 1:44:48 PM.
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JennZ
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Re: OMG... The last 20 minutes of my day...
 Im sitting here hysterical. Something similar happened last week to me. It was a 30min deal. I needed a drink afterwards. DH just stood there  at the whole thing.
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| Posted 3/20/09 1:44 PM |
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Bops
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Re: OMG... The last 20 minutes of my day...
 a day in the life of a mommy 
( now print this out and put it in her baby book !!!)
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| Posted 3/20/09 1:47 PM |
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SweetTooth
I'm a tired mommy!
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Lauren
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Re: OMG... The last 20 minutes of my day...
SHarting... Sadie certainly is keeping you on your toes!
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| Posted 3/20/09 1:47 PM |
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mrsv
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Re: OMG... The last 20 minutes of my day...
That is hysterical !!! What a day in mommyhood. I've def. had days like that!!
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| Posted 3/20/09 1:50 PM |
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mcl916
my two loves
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Megan
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Re: OMG... The last 20 minutes of my day...
I remember when something like that happened to me- poop and pee everywhere
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| Posted 3/20/09 1:50 PM |
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CkGm
They get so big, so fast :(
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Christine
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Re: OMG... The last 20 minutes of my day...
WOW! Sadie and Jack must be seperated at birth since I have that event pretty much every night
Seriously, I stopped using the regular changing pad and use the plastic Enfamil one I got from the hospital- WAY easier to clean. 
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| Posted 3/20/09 1:51 PM |
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kerrycec03
Mom of 2 beautiful boys!!
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Kerry
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Re: OMG... The last 20 minutes of my day...
as much as they drive us nuts, I do enjoy some moments like that!
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| Posted 3/20/09 2:07 PM |
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neener1211
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J
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Re: OMG... The last 20 minutes of my day...
I totally remember going through the same exact things in that order at least twice!
DS just did that poop thing, where he wasn't done yet on Monday-so gross. 
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| Posted 3/20/09 2:11 PM |
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DeniseMarie
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Re: OMG... The last 20 minutes of my day...
omg!
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| Posted 3/20/09 2:15 PM |
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Xelindrya
Mommy's little YouTube Star!
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Veronica
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Re: OMG... The last 20 minutes of my day...
definately print and keep this..
FANTASTIC!
way to go Mom!!!
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| Posted 3/20/09 2:18 PM |
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JennyPenny
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Jen
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Re: OMG... The last 20 minutes of my day...
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| Posted 3/20/09 2:21 PM |
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Danamz
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Re: OMG... The last 20 minutes of my day...
OMG you just described every day with my dd.
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| Posted 3/20/09 2:23 PM |
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Jen2999
Baby girls & beagles rock!
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Jen
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Re: OMG... The last 20 minutes of my day...
HAHA.. I posted this on the blog I keep for my friends and family and I have gotten several phone calls already.
I am sooooo showing this to her first boyfriend (if DH ever lets her have one).
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| Posted 3/20/09 6:21 PM |
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