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joenick
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OMG...I HAVE TO SHARE...
So, I'm sitting here on LIF, ya know, neglecting my kids (well, baby is napping so that doesn't count) when all of a sudden my 4 year old comes over to me crying. He sobs, "Something is in my throat and it burns." I think, "oh great, he's getting another cold." When I pull him closer, I smelled something fruity. I asked him what the smell was, and he busted out crying, even louder and said, "OK...I ate soap! I did it, and now I have bubbles stuck in my tummy!!!"
Yes, I busted out laughing. Didn't mean to cause this kid is truly afraid of everything and now thinks he has to go to the hospital! But the way he said it, I almost PIMP!!!
He explained that the new Foamy soap that I bought him has pictures of grapes on the bottle and he wanted to see if they tasted "grapey". I asked, "so, did they?" And he screamed, "NO! It just tasted soapy!"
I swear, you can't make this stuff up! Well, there's something he'll never do again. When he gets older and says dirty words, I'll just have to threaten him with the old, "I'm gonna put soap in your mouth." That oughta stop him cold!!
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My2Boys
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Is he blowing bubbles when he speaks?
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| Posted 6/26/06 4:44 PM |
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MABLE03
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beachgirl
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Re: OMG...I HAVE TO SHARE...
I wonder will I ever be this laid back..I am reading your post and if this was me I would be calling poison control while driving him to the ER...................
Poor kid...hope he feels better and isnt blowing bubbles for the night....
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| Posted 6/26/06 4:45 PM |
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joenick
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Re: OMG...I HAVE TO SHARE...
I'm afraid of a burp. If this child sees a bubble come out, I swear, he'll freak!!!
I'll laugh, of course.
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| Posted 6/26/06 4:45 PM |
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joenick
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Re: OMG...I HAVE TO SHARE...
Posted by beachgirl
I wonder will I ever be this laid back..I am reading your post and if this was me I would be calling poison control while driving him to the ER...................
Poor kid...hope he feels better and isnt blowing bubbles for the night....
Trust me, ask rose825 and she'll tell ya I'm a bit neurotic. But it's children's soap from Bath and Body Works and with the amount of soap my mother made me ingest as a teen, it shouldn't do him any harm.
But the other day when he got ink all over his arm, I had a heart attack because I feared ink poisoning (is there such a thing)? If I listed all the things that freaked me out, I'd be in a home!!!
But this was just too funny in it's execution! He's over it already because he asked if he could have a pop tart! Ahhh...the drama!
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| Posted 6/26/06 4:50 PM |
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Giannas-mama
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beachgirl
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Re: OMG...I HAVE TO SHARE...
Glad to know I am not too crazy then....I dread the day when my DD starts moving around......I nearly died the other day when I was putting away her playmat and found a screw / nail on it - DH is a carpenter so it must have fallen out of his work pants......
New rule for him - he has to change out of his work clothes the minute he comes home now..
BTW...nice taste in soap..I use Bath and body works too...and it smells so good no wonder he wanted to taste it.
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| Posted 6/26/06 4:53 PM |
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joenick
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Re: OMG...I HAVE TO SHARE...
It gets alot easier (all of parenting in general) when they can communicate!!! My 4 year old tells me EVERYTHING! Unfortunately, some of it are things I don't want to hear!!! Just takes alot of guesswork out of things (ie...why is he crying, does he feel ok, is he hungry...you get the picture!)
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Posted by My2Boys
Is he blowing bubbles when he speaks?
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| Posted 6/26/06 6:08 PM |
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MrsJ
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betty
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AimeeE2006
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I am LOL here!
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| Posted 6/26/06 7:24 PM |
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MelToddJulia
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rose825
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my poor Nicholas. You mean awful mommy. You should have given him some water so we could see if he makes bubbles!!!!
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| Posted 6/26/06 8:05 PM |
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Stacey1403
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I can't wait to hear what happens when he farts
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| Posted 6/26/06 8:21 PM |
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Re: OMG...I HAVE TO SHARE...
Posted by My2Boys
Is he blowing bubbles when he speaks?
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