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FeliciaDP
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Open Toed Shoe Pledge
A funny email that was forwarded to me that I thought you ladies would enjoy.. I thought it was hysterical
**************************** All right Ladies, it's that time of the year again. Just a friendly reminder!! Please raise your big toes and repeat after me:
MY SISTERS (The Open Toed Shoe Pledge)
As a member of the Cute Girl Sisterhood, I pledge to follow the Rules when I wear sandals and other open-toe shoes:
I promise to always wear sandals that fit. My toes will not hang over and touch the ground, nor will my heels spill over the backs. And the sides and tops of my feet will not pudge out between the straps.
I will go polish-free or vow to keep the polish fresh, intact and chip-free. I will not cheat and just touch up my big toe. I will sand down any mounds of skin before they turn hard and yellow.
I will shave the hairs off my big toe.
I won't wear pantyhose even if my misinformed girlfriend, coworker, mother, sister tells me the toe seam really will stay under my toes if I tuck it there.
If a strap breaks, I won't duct-tape, pin, glue or tuck it back into place hoping it will stay put. I will get my shoe fixed or toss it.
I will not live in corn denial; rather I will lean on my good friend Dr. Scholl's if my feet need him.
I will resist the urge to buy jelly shoes at Payless for the low, low price of $4.99 even if my feet are small enough to fit into the kids' sizes. This is out of concern for my safety, and the safety of others. No one can walk properly when standing in a pool of sweat and I would hate to take someone down with me as I fall and break my ankle.
I will take my toe ring off toward the end of the day if my toes swell and begin to look like Vienna sausages. If I have been privy to the magic that is Foot Soup, I will share that knowledge and experience with the non-initiated.
I will be brutally honest with my girlfriend / sister / coworker when she asks me if her feet are too ugly to wear sandals. Someone has to tell her that her toes are as long as my fingers and no sandal makes creepy feet look good.
I will promise if I wear flip flops that I will ensure that they actually flip and flop, making the correct noise while walking and I will swear NOT to slide or drag my feet while wearing them.
I will promise to go my local beauty school at least once per season and have a real pedicure (they are about $10 and worth EVERY penny).
I will promise to throw away any white/off-white sandals that show signs of wear...nothing is tackier than dirty white sandals..
Don't keep this to yourself - pass it on to other sisters/ladies/female friends and enemies!!
Message edited 5/11/2005 11:05:02 AM.
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Posted 5/11/05 11:04 AM |
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Tany
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Re: Open Toed Shoe Pledge
omg, hysterical.
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Posted 5/11/05 11:05 AM |
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Shorty
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Re: Open Toed Shoe Pledge
adorable... I think jimmy'sbri....er....baby avacado posted that a couple weeks ago - I wanted to copy it and send it to my friends, but I forgot.
Thanks for refreshing my mind Flee
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Posted 5/11/05 11:06 AM |
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LadyMaravilla
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Re: Open Toed Shoe Pledge
That's GREAT!!!
Very true!
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Posted 5/11/05 11:07 AM |
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FeliciaDP
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Name: Mommy
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Re: Open Toed Shoe Pledge
Ahh I must've missed baby avacado's post when I was on vacation
But I totally cracked myself up with this ... it bears repeating
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Posted 5/11/05 11:08 AM |
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Moehick
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Name: Properly perfect™
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Re: Open Toed Shoe Pledge
Shave the hair off my big toe Priceless!!
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Posted 5/11/05 11:08 AM |
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DonnaJoe708
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Re: Open Toed Shoe Pledge
This is hysterical!!
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Posted 5/11/05 11:10 AM |
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Janice
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Re: Open Toed Shoe Pledge
I am guilty of the big toe touch up
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Posted 5/11/05 11:17 AM |
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Kate
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Re: Open Toed Shoe Pledge
Love this!
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Posted 5/11/05 11:32 AM |
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Stacey04
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Re: Open Toed Shoe Pledge
So funny! And women should abide by this!
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Posted 5/11/05 11:33 AM |
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DebG
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Re: Open Toed Shoe Pledge
" will go polish-free or vow to keep the polish fresh, intact and chip-free. I will not cheat and just touch up my big toe." I am guilty of this that's right, I admitted it.
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Posted 5/11/05 11:34 AM |
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HarleyGirlFLA
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Name: Mel
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Re: Open Toed Shoe Pledge
Scary thing in FL, everyone wears sandals year round and more then half the woman really should follow this pledge
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Posted 5/11/05 7:35 PM |
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SoinLove
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Re: Open Toed Shoe Pledge
That's great!
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Posted 5/11/05 7:40 PM |
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