Stop shopping wherever you're shopping and buy everything from Moosejaw.com

They're descriptions are hysterical.

From a pair of women's pants:

The Moosejaw Lucilla’s are different than most sweatpants for several reasons.

1. While they’re exceptionally cozy, the Lucilla’s are designed for wearing during uncomfortable situations such as final exams or having to ask your dad for money.

2. The Lucilla’s are made with a recycled formaldehyde from a morgue outside of Paris.

3. The sweatpants actually come with a third leg in case you need a uniform for a three-legged race.

Please note that 1,2 and 3 above are probably not true at all.


I love this company. Buy from them.