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Perverted (but funny) joke.

>>There was a cucumber, a pickle, and a penis sitting around talking about
>>how their lives sucked. The cucumber "Man, my life *****. When I get big,
>>fat, and juicy, they cut me up and stick me on a salad." The pickle looks
>>at him and says, "You think you have it bad? When I get big, fat, and
>>juicy, they stick me in vinegar, put spices on me, and stick me in a
>>jar."The p enis looks at him and says, "You think you have it rough? When I
>>get big, fat, and juicy, they stick a rubber tarp on my head, stick me in
>>a dark room, and bang my head against the wall until I throw up and pass
>>out!."
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Posted 7/5/05 3:11 PM
 
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Posted 7/5/05 3:32 PM
 

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Posted 7/5/05 4:04 PM
 

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That's funny !!! --- except --- a pickle is a cucumber...until he gets pickled!!

Posted 7/5/05 4:05 PM
 

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Posted 7/5/05 5:19 PM
 

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