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PETA Names Nicole Richie “Worst Dressed Celeb”
The gnocchi-eaters at PETA have named Simple Life star Nicole Richie, 25, “Worst Dressed Celeb,” MSNBC’s The Scoop reports. Of course, they don’t mean worst dressed in the “wears plaids and polka dots together” sense of the phrase, but in the “wears things that used to have a pulse” kind of way.
"This pelt-wearing party girl is all animal skin and bones," snipes the animal rights group. "She's an incredible shrinking woman with the heart to match."
Ashley Olsen, 20, is the runner-up. "Wearing fur does add 20 pounds," PETA says, "but if Ashley wants to fill out her frame, we suggest using a fork instead."
Desperate Housewives’ Eva Longoria, 31, also made the list. PETA opines: "You'd think she'd be more sympathetic to the plight of rabbits considering the way she screws around like one on Wisteria Lane."
Richie's sometime BFF Paris Hilton, 25, topped last year's list, but was let off the hook this year because she stopped wearing furs after viewing a gruesome PETA video about the fur industry. But a spokesman for the group says they're taking a "wait and see" attitude before asking the heiress to join their "I'd rather go naked than wear fur" campaign, although, frankly, it seems like to us Paris would rather go naked than do anything.
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