QOTD (for Tuesday since I'm late)

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Tell us a story about something your pet did that embarrassed you (or would embarrass you if they did it when you had guests)...!

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How poignant! Right now, our unaltered female pit is in heat. Our other male dog is neutered but this does not seem to curb his interest in the least. The loaded glances, the crying to each other, the humping. They're ridiculous!

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Riker peed on his springer spaniel playdate once. I was really embarrassed. We had to hose her off.

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Char was in the PETCO shopping cart one day with me - she loves to sit PERCHED in the top of the wagon begging for attention to anyone who will pet her. I'm busy looking at toys when she starts to whine - I think she is just whining for someone to say HI to her not realizing she has to poop real bad and is trying to get my attention to take her out. I *ignore* her like an idiot for a good five minutes until finally she poops IN the basket -- some of it stays, she steps in it, some of it slips through the holes in the basket and onto the floor. I wanted to die.

My sister's dog likes to sniff people's butts - right up their butt. So, when my brother came home from Kessler they had a 'homecoming' for him. Here's the County Executive (The Suozz at the time) and The Police Commissioner in their fancy coats and suits -- they walk in my parents house because we had food and everything. They had a pipe and drum band outside, the works. They walk in and Lily goes RIGHT for the County Executive -- and BAM right up his butt to sniff it... underneath his long coat and SNIFF. I wanted to D.I.E. and everytime my sister tries to pretend it's not happening LOL. Then, just when I think she's done - BAM right up the Commissioner's assss too. He goes "well HELLO Lily!"

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Lilly knows when we're having company for some reason. Usually about 10 minutes before guests arrive, she'll drop a #2 in the dining room, even though she's FULLY outdoor trained and has been for like forever!

No joke, it's happened at least 10 times since we've gotten her. Thank goodness for strongly scented candles.

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HE POOPED IN PETCO! I wanted to DIE

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Omg these stories are hilarious!

Lets see... Mine are about poop and pee also. I guess that's the source of our frustration with them!

I bring my dogs to work 2 days a week and walk them about 11am around the building. I'm trying to get Brinkley to go #2 because I knew he had to go and he was taking his damn sweet time picking a spot. He was hoping for some grass but everything was still covered with ice and snow.

When we first got each of our dogs, we would make a big deal each time they would pee or poop outside. First off to reward them for going outside instead of in, and secondly to teach them the "command" so they would know what we wanted from them.

So there I am, trying to get Brinkley to go. He's circling. I can see by the looks of his butt that he's ready (please tell me I'm not the only one who notices such things) and I'm going "Poop! PoooOOOOooop! Go poooooop!" in a singsong voice.

He FINALLY goes, and I'm so happy, I'm talking all baby talk to him GOOD BOY!! That's my good puppy! Yea, Brinkley, yea!

That's when I notice two people sitting in a car in the parking lot, five feet away, laughing at me. I started to laugh too and said, "Hey, whatever works, right?"

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Posted by greenfreak



I can see by the looks of his butt that he's ready (please tell me I'm not the only one who notices such things) and I'm going "Poop! PoooOOOOooop




We call it "Big Butt"

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Posted by scarletbegonia

We call it "Big Butt"

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My moms 2 male dogs hump eachother ALOT...

We had our e-party at my moms in the backyard and there are my dogs outside... humping

I know it's a dominance thing, but it's embarrassing.

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Fart

My old cat once saunted up on a guests lap cute as pie and just let one rip, tail lifted up and all.



Then hopped down and strolled off.

I wanted to die!

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One Christmas we were bringing in all the dessert platters from the kitchen to dining room and for the FIVE seconds the dining room was unattended, my dog jumped onto the table.. when I walked back in, she had already eaten half the platter of christmas cookies my mom made.

my mom was pisssed!

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my brother dog Boss started humping one of his toys at easter dinner

it was bad.....very bad

but very funny

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Sadler pees in Petco.

Jackson humps little boys.

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My dogs squeal very loudly when they see people on a walk. You would think they never see humans.

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my pug roxy has a thing for my underwear. dirty or clean...she will try to find them and chew on them

well we were staying over the ILs and Roxy was with us. I went out with SIL and came back to find my itty bitty thong (of course it had to be an extra skimpy one) hanging on the door of the guest room. Appearantly, Roxy got in my overnight bag, got the thong, and left it in the living room for MIL and FIL to find

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my cat hid my keys behind the toilet, making me late for work. I had no spare because DH had it on his keys and he was at work already.

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My sister was babysitting one night and took her shoes off and put her "socked" feet up on the coffee table. Espresso (our cat) moseyed over, jumped up on the table and proceeded to hump her foot
This is a cat that was fixed at 6 months and has almost never been outside!!

Misty, who is completely housebroken and has never had an accident inside unless she was sick, decided that she was going to pee on my friends carpet while we were visiting...in the midst of playing with her buddy, she ran up the stairs, into the bedroom and squatted!!

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Posted by scarletbegonia

Posted by greenfreak



I can see by the looks of his butt that he's ready (please tell me I'm not the only one who notices such things) and I'm going "Poop! PoooOOOOooop




We call it "Big Butt"

We call it "winking"

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Gas - bad gas at inopportune moments while dinner is being served.

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We were embarrassed to find out that Hades is the worst cat in the vet's office. They have a rating system on how "difficult" they are. Well, we went in one day for a check up and the receptionist looks at his chart and it is highlighted "Caution 5". She said, "Oh dear! We only go up to a Caution 4!"

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I knowthis is lame.. But honestly T NOTHING!! this dog does NOTHING wrong.. I am not kidding.. Best behaved dog in the universe.. Please God bless me with this kind of daughter and I will be the luckiest woman alive..