nancygrace
I'm 2!
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READ...life is better backwards
The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is
tough. It takes up a lot of your time.
What do you get in the end of it? A death. What's that, a bonus? I
think the life cycle is all backwards.
You should die first, you know, start out dead, get it out of the
way. You wake up in a an old age home, feeling better every day.
You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension,
then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.
You drink like a fish, party your *** off, and screw anything that
moves -you've only got a few years left, so why not?!?
Then you get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you
become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you
become a baby, then, you spend your last 9 months floating peacefully
with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, larger
quarters everyday, and then you finish off as an orgas ism!
Message edited 4/6/2006 10:03:51 PM.
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