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BlondeJD
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Rock of Love - Drinking Game
As if watching the finale won't be entertaining enough by itself, one website listed the following Rock of Love Drinking Game. Here it is: ROL Drinking Game
ETA: I have a feeling I won't be in good shape tomorrow if I follow this drinking plan. Is it unprofessional to call in hungover because of the Rock of Love finale? I'll have to ponder... 
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The season finale of Rock of Love, starring gone-to-pot hair-metal star Bret Michaels, is on this Sunday night. I haven't seen every episode, and I haven't played a drinking game since college, but I've seen enough to know that this show is crying out to be turned into a drinking game.
One reason for that is Bret is a drinker. I know this partly because he makes a point of mentioning it every 6.2 minutes; and partly because, according to him, the women who have been competing for his affections are "25 of the most beautiful women on the planet," something a sober person would never say about this crew.
After a crazy rollercoaster ride of cat fights, crying jags and ultra-contrived extreme-sport competitions, we're down to two: crazy stripper Heather and crazy dreamer Jes. So crack open a cold one (or twelve) and tune into VH-1 Sunday night.
Drink
When Bret uses the word "taters" to refer to breasts.
When Bret says, "The last thing a rock star wants to hear is . . . "
When anyone says anything about tearing down an emotional wall or being thrown under a bus.
When Bret uses the word "connection."
When someone cries.
When someone says that something "kicks ***."
When Bret says that something turns him on.
When Bret kisses a girl.
When Bret eats (go easy, this one happens frequently).
When Bret wears braids in his hair.
When Bret works out.
When Heather or Jes claim to be in love with Bret.
When someone describes something as "awesome."
When anyone refers to Poison rock ballad "Every Rose Has Its Thorn."
Advanced Rules
Each player is assigned to "be" one of the following:
A red bandana
A blue bandana
A black bandana
A purple bandana
A straw cowboy hat
A snakeskin cowboy hat
If Bret is wearing you, drink.
Bonus Rule
Immediately finish your entire drink and pour another if Bret removes his bandana or if anyone turns out to be trans-gendered or has surprising genitalia
Message edited 9/30/2007 3:57:34 PM.
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Re: Rock of Love - Drinking Game
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| Posted 9/30/07 3:55 PM |
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Niblet
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Re: Rock of Love - Drinking Game
Oh nO! I think I need to buy more beer for tonight!!!
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| Posted 9/30/07 3:59 PM |
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NewlyMrs
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Re: Rock of Love - Drinking Game
I can't drink    , so can I substitute alcohol for doritos?
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| Posted 9/30/07 4:15 PM |
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SupportACop
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Re: Rock of Love - Drinking Game
OMG! That is funny! take two shots everytime the word stripper will be mentioned tonight 
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| Posted 9/30/07 4:35 PM |
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BlondeJD
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Re: Rock of Love - Drinking Game
Posted by NewlyMrs
I can't drink , so can I substitute alcohol for doritos?
Absolutely!!  Or do a "shot" of caffeine free soda 
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| Posted 9/30/07 4:39 PM |
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BlondeJD
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Re: Rock of Love - Drinking Game
Posted by SupportACop
OMG! That is funny! take two shots everytime the word stripper will be mentioned tonight
And everytime someone asks Heather if she's going to stop stripping
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| Posted 9/30/07 4:40 PM |
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BlondeJD
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Re: Rock of Love - Drinking Game
OMG - this episode required so much drinking....
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| Posted 9/30/07 9:55 PM |
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Jesaroo
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Re: Rock of Love - Drinking Game
i wish i played!
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| Posted 9/30/07 10:27 PM |
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BlondeJD
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Re: Rock of Love - Drinking Game
Posted by Jesaroo
i wish i played!
I should not have played with vodka. 
Good times nonetheless...until tomorrow morning
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| Posted 9/30/07 10:29 PM |
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Jesaroo
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Re: Rock of Love - Drinking Game
i actually came home from a bar to watch the show. i think im heading out to my bar now for a few since im in a good mood. yay jes! (not me, jes from ROL)
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| Posted 9/30/07 10:30 PM |
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