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headoverheels
s'il vous plaît
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she doesn't speak italian, obviously! (this might be slightly offensive)
A bus stops and 2 men get on. They sit down and engage
in an animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them
ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one
of them say the following:
'Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come
together. I come once-a-more! Two asses, they come
together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come
one lasta time.'
The lady can't take this any more, 'You
foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig,' she retorted
indignantly. 'In this country, we don't speak aloud in
public places about our sex lives.'
'Hey, coola down lady,' said the man. 'Who
talkin'abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my
frienda how to spell ' Mississippi '.
Message edited 8/14/2008 9:20:50 AM.
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Re: she doesn't speak spanish, obviously! (this might be slightly offensive)
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MsSissy
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2BEANS
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Sash
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Re: she doesn't speak spanish, obviously! (this might be slightly offensive)
Thats hysterical, but I didnt get the Spanish, it sounds more like a latin (italian) accent. Either way, hysterical.
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TreAnt427
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Terry34
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Re: she doesn't speak spanish, obviously! (this might be slightly offensive)
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headoverheels
s'il vous plaît
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Re: she doesn't speak spanish, obviously! (this might be slightly offensive)
Posted by Sash
Thats hysterical, but I didnt get the Spanish, it sounds more like a latin (italian) accent. Either way, hysterical.
omg you are totally right! i got this in an email, i didn't even think about that 
(i am changing the title BTW  )
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Sash
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Re: she doesn't speak italian, obviously! (this might be slightly offensive)
Posted by headoverheels
Posted by Sash
Thats hysterical, but I didnt get the Spanish, it sounds more like a latin (italian) accent. Either way, hysterical.
omg you are totally right! i got this in an email, i didn't even think about that
(i am changing the title BTW )
I was at my desk kind of reading it out loud with both spanish and italian accents - trying to figure it. As you can see I am so busy this Thurs. morning.
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PotofLuck06
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Re: she doesn't speak italian, obviously! (this might be slightly offensive)
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KartveliT
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Re: she doesn't speak italian, obviously! (this might be slightly offensive)
THANK YOU
YOU MADE ME LAUGH FOR THE FIRST TIME THIS WEEK
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headoverheels
s'il vous plaît
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Re: she doesn't speak italian, obviously! (this might be slightly offensive)
Posted by dediko
THANK YOU
YOU MADE ME LAUGH FOR THE FIRST TIME THIS WEEK
  i do what i can 
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MrsSchwags
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Re: she doesn't speak italian, obviously! (this might be slightly offensive)
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Sash
Peace
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Re: she doesn't speak italian, obviously! (this might be slightly offensive)
who read it a second time, to see the Mississippi version
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nancy6485
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very cute
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MrsRJP
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janet
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Re: she doesn't speak italian, obviously! (this might be slightly offensive)
Posted by Sash
who read it a second time, to see the Mississippi version
I did!!
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