Smileyd17
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Some funny stuff!
I got this in an email and figured I would share with you mommies!
While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to release
some pent-up energy and ran amok. I was finally able to grab hold of her
after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from other patrons. I
told her that if she did not start behaving "right now" she would be
punished. To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice
just as threatening, "If you don't let me go right now, I will tell
Grandma that I saw you kissing Daddy's pee-pee last night!" The silence
was deafening after this enlightening exchange. Even the tellers stopped
what they were doing. I mustered up the last of my dignity and walked
out of the bank with my daughter in tow. The last thing I heard when the
door closed behind me, were screams of laughter.
Have you ever asked your child a question too many times? My
three-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training and I was
on him constantly. One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch in
between errands. It was very busy, with a full dining room. While
enjoying my taco, I smelled something funny, so of course I checked my
seven-month-old daughter, and she was clean. The realized that Danny had
not asked to go potty in a while. I asked him if he needed to go, and he
said "No". I kept thinking "Oh Lord, that child has had an accident, and
I don't have any clothes with me." Then I said, "Danny, are you SURE you
didn't have an accident?" "No," he replied. I just KNEW that he must
have had an accident, because the smell was getting worse. Soooooo, I
asked one more time, "Danny, did you have an accident?" This time he
jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent over, spread his cheeks and
yelled "SEE MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!" While 30 people nearly choked to
death on their tacos laughing, he calmly pulled up his pants and sat
down. An old couple made me feel better, thanking me for the best laugh
they'd ever had!
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