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Donna
1 year already!!
Member since 5/05 3360 total posts
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Donna
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Some IF humor... Not meant to offend anyone
How does an RE like his eggs?
Over 20mm!
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One ovary says to the other ovarie, "Hey, did you order any furniture?"
The other ovarie says, "No, why?"
"There are a couple of nuts outside trying to shove an organ in."
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Why does it take 50 million sperm to fertilize one egg?
Because they won't ask for directions either!
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Two sperm were swimming through a woman's body.
The first said, "Whew. I'm getting tired. Just how far is it to the uterus?"
"The uterus?" the second laughed. "We're not even past the esophagus yet!"
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You know you are trying to get pregnant when:
. . Someone asks you today's date and you reply "Day 21" . . .
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Why do gypsies have trouble getting pregnant?
They have crystal balls.
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Why do male basketball players have trouble getting their spouses pregnant?
All they do is dribble.
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How many infertility patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Screw in a lightbulb! Hmmm . . . do you think it might help? . . .
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Ba-da-dump -dump (hitting the drum)
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Posted 11/8/05 3:24 PM  |
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LisaW
Time for me to FLY!
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Did I ever tell you that I hate people?
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Re: Some IF humor... Not meant to offend anyone
Posted by Donna
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You know you are trying to get pregnant when:
. . Someone asks you today's date and you reply "Day 21" . . .
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LMAO!!! 
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| Posted 11/8/05 3:40 PM |
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DebG
Pick a cause & stand up for it
Member since 5/05 18602 total posts
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The cure IS worse!
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Re: Some IF humor... Not meant to offend anyone
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| Posted 11/8/05 3:54 PM |
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Diane
Hope is Contagious....catch it
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Re: Some IF humor... Not meant to offend anyone
those are really cute
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| Posted 11/8/05 3:56 PM |
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redstar
Delay is not denial
Member since 5/05 2220 total posts
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Michelle
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Re: Some IF humor... Not meant to offend anyone
Those are funny.....screw in a lightbulb...do you think it might help ??? That one got me :)
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| Posted 11/8/05 4:55 PM |
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kat813
LIF Adolescent
Member since 9/05 754 total posts
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Kathleen
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Re: Some IF humor... Not meant to offend anyone
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| Posted 11/8/05 5:17 PM |
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sylvester
LIF Infant
Member since 10/05 325 total posts
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Rosanna
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Re: Some IF humor... Not meant to offend anyone
love them. very funny/
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| Posted 11/8/05 6:27 PM |
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leighla
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Lauren
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Re: Some IF humor... Not meant to offend anyone
Posted by redstar
Those are funny.....screw in a lightbulb...do you think it might help ??? That one got me :)
That one made me LOL too!
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| Posted 11/8/05 8:18 PM |
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rose825
Best Friends
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Re: Some IF humor... Not meant to offend anyone
Why does it take 50 million sperm to fertilize one egg?
Because they won't ask for directions either!
this seems to be my problem!!!!!!
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| Posted 11/8/05 9:42 PM |
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Bran-loves-Tom
Dad you finally did it!!!
Member since 10/05 1714 total posts
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Brandy
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Re: Some IF humor... Not meant to offend anyone
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| Posted 11/9/05 7:09 AM |
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mrswally
LIF Zygote
Member since 9/05 47 total posts
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Nicole
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Re: Some IF humor... Not meant to offend anyone
I like them all.
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| Posted 11/9/05 8:40 AM |
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Sharon
So Big... So Fast!
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Re: Some IF humor... Not meant to offend anyone
Very funny. Thanks for the day brightener!
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| Posted 11/9/05 11:54 AM |
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