dnj925
I couldnt love him more !!!
Member since 1/09 1332 total posts
Name:
Danielle
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Something funny co-worker sent me!! Read to smile!
THE NEXT SURVIVOR SERIES:
Six married men
will be dropped on an island with
one car and
3 kids each for six weeks.
Each kid will play two sports
and take either music or dance classes..
There is no fast food.
Each man must:
take care of his 3 kids;
keep his assigned house clean,
correct all homework,
complete science projects,
cook,
do laundry,
and pay a list of pretend bills.
(and work full time)
Each man must remember the birthdays
of all their friends and relatives,
and send cards out on time--no emailing.
Each man must also take each child
to a doctor's appointment,
a dentist appointment
and a haircut appointment.
He must make one unscheduled and
inconvenient visit per child to the Urgent Care.
He must also make cookies or cupcakes
for a social function.
Each man will be responsible for
decorating his own assigned house,
planting flowers outside, and keeping it
presentable at all times.
The men will only have access to television
when the kids are asleep and all chores are done.
The men must shave their legs,
wear makeup daily, adorn themselves with jewelry,wear uncomfortable yet stylish shoes, keep fingernails polished, and eyebrows groomed.
During one of the six weeks,
the men will have to endure severe
abdominal cramps, back aches,
have extreme, unexplained mood swings but never once complain or slow down from other duties.
They must attend weekly school meetings, and church,
and find time at least once to spend
the afternoon at the park or a similar setting..
A test will be given at the end of the six weeks,
and each father will be required to know
all of the following information:
each child's birthday,
height, weight,
shoe size, clothes size,
doctor's name,
the child's weight at birth,
length, time of birth,
and length of labor,
each child's favorite color,
middle name,
favorite snack,
favorite song,
favorite drink,
favorite toy,
biggest fear,
teacher’s name,
and what they want to be when they grow up.
The kids vote them off the island based on performance.
The last man wins only if...
he still has enough energy
to be intimate with his spouse
at a moment's notice.
If the last man does win,
he can play the game over and over and over
again for the next 18-25 years,
eventually earning the right
to be called Mother!
After you stop laughing,
send this to as many females as
you think will get a kick out of it and
as many men as you think can handle it.
Message edited 6/1/2010 12:17:07 PM.
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