Talk About Getting Even

MOSCOW (Reuters) - A woman set fire to her ex-husband's penis as he sat naked watching television and drinking vodka, Moscow police said Wednesday.

Asked if the man would make a full recovery, a police spokeswoman said it was "difficult to predict."

The attack climaxed three years of acrimonious enforced co-habitation. The couple divorced three years ago but continued to share a small flat, something common in Russia where property costs are very high.

"It was monstrously painful," the wounded ex-husband told Tvoi Den newspaper. "I was burning like a torch. I don't know what I did to deserve this."

And he doesn’t know what he did to deserve this, YEAH RIGHT!

Re: Talk About Getting Even

omg i can't help but laugh. that would suuuuuuuuuuuck to divorce and have to continue living together. i'd probably snap too

Re: Talk About Getting Even

what gets me is he saying he doesn't know what he did to deserve that. well he must have done something, don't you think? she just didn't wake up one morning and say "hmmmmmm, i think it would be fun to set my ex-husband's penis on fire".