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IluvBo
NICKY & EVIE
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Talk about $hit out of Luck
Butts Faces Prison for Toilet Paper Theft
Suzanne Marie Butts is in trouble. She was arrested last week after an employee at the Marshall County Courthouse allegedly saw her taking three rolls of two-ply toilet paper out of a storage closet. Ms. Butts swore it was the first time she'd done it, but workers at the courthouse say they'd been noticing the toilet paper was disappearing much faster than usual.
Ms. Butts has been charged with fifth-degree theft, which is a misdemeanor. Normally, she'd be sentenced to no more than a year in jail, assuming she's found guilty. However, because she has prior theft convictions, she may be punished more severely under Iowa's habitual offender law.
"She's facing potentially three years of incarceration for three rolls of toilet paper," Police Chief Lon Walker said. Ms. Butts does not work at the courthouse. Chief Walker said it's not clear why she was there.
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Emily
Kasey & Me! Lurves it!
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Re: Talk about $hit out of Luck
 
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| Posted 8/6/07 2:00 PM |
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JenandMikey
life is good =)
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We're so blessed!
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Re: Talk about $hit out of Luck
the fact that her name is BUTTS is priceless
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| Posted 8/6/07 2:01 PM |
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SweetTooth
I'm a tired mommy!
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Lauren
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Re: Talk about $hit out of Luck
Posted by JenandMikey
the fact that her name is BUTTS is priceless
OMG exactly what I was thinking!!
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| Posted 8/6/07 2:07 PM |
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BabyAvocado
Happy New Year
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Re: Talk about $hit out of Luck
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| Posted 8/6/07 2:08 PM |
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TreAnt427
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Tracy
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Re: Talk about $hit out of Luck
Posted by JenandMikey
the fact that her name is BUTTS is priceless
I was thinking the same thing!
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| Posted 8/6/07 2:09 PM |
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Kara
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Re: Talk about $hit out of Luck
OOC, where did you find that??
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| Posted 8/6/07 2:12 PM |
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alnem
This is gonna be a good year!
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Emily
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Re: Talk about $hit out of Luck
Posted by JenandMikey
the fact that her name is BUTTS is priceless
well yes it just adds to the humor!!!! the best part for me is that SHE DOESNT EVEN WORK THERE!!!
she just walks into the county courthouse, steals 3 (i guess thats all her little hands could carry) rolls of TP, and walks out nonchalantly. love it!!!!
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MrsERod
Praying for Everyone.
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Re: Talk about $hit out of Luck
what an a$$!
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| Posted 8/6/07 2:16 PM |
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JenandMikey
life is good =)
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We're so blessed!
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Re: Talk about $hit out of Luck
Posted by MrsERod
what an a$$!
come on now be PC....what a BUTT
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| Posted 8/6/07 2:19 PM |
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IluvBo
NICKY & EVIE
Member since 6/05 3321 total posts
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Rose
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Re: Talk about $hit out of Luck
Posted by Kara
OOC, where did you find that??
http://www.newsoftheodd.com/index.php
here's the link
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| Posted 8/6/07 2:20 PM |
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nyteacher13
Three Under Four!!! :-)
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nyteacher13
Three Under Four!!! :-)
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Re: Talk about $hit out of Luck
Posted by JenandMikey
Posted by MrsERod
what an a$$!
come on now be PC....what a BUTT
That's MS. BUTT to you!!!
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| Posted 8/6/07 2:30 PM |
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lvdolphins
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