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dooodles
When you wish upon a star
Member since 5/05 11997 total posts
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Because 2 people fell in love
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Telemarketer Revenge!
The phone rang as I was setting down to my
anticipated evening meal, and as I answered it, I was greeted with,"is this William Wagenhoss?"
Not sounding anything like my name, I said who is calling?
The telemarketer said he was with The Rubber Band Powered Freezer company or something like that.
Then I asked him if he knew William personally and why was he calling this number.
Then I said off to the side, "Get really good pictures of the body and all the blood".
Then I turned back to the phone and advised the caller that he had entered a murder scene and must stay on the line because we had already traced this call and he would be receiving a summons to appear in the local courthouse to testify in this murder case.
I then questioned the caller at great length as to his name, address, phone number at home, at work, who he worked for, how he knew the dead guy and could he prove where he had been about one hour before he made this call.
The telemarketer was getting very concerned and his answers were given in a shaky voice.
I then told him we had located his position at his work place and the police were entering the building to take him into custody, at that point I heard the phone fall and the scurrying of his running away.
My wife asked me as I returned to our table why I had tears streaming down my face and so help me, I couldn't tell her for about fifteen minutes.
My meal was cold, but after what I had pulled, very enjoyable.
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BabyAvocado
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Re: Telemarketer Revenge!
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| Posted 8/14/05 11:03 AM |
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AJsMommy122
Stop 2 smell the roses
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Maxine
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Re: Telemarketer Revenge!
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| Posted 8/14/05 11:10 AM |
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MommyofG
just the girls
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Janice
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Re: Telemarketer Revenge!
OMG that is great !!!! I just forwarded this to my DH at work!!! He said that great too!!!!!!
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| Posted 8/14/05 11:11 AM |
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dooodles
When you wish upon a star
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Because 2 people fell in love
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Re: Telemarketer Revenge!
I would LOVE to do this to a telemarketer one day!
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| Posted 8/14/05 11:12 AM |
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MommyofG
just the girls
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Janice
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Re: Telemarketer Revenge!
Posted by dooodles
I would LOVE to do this to a telemarketer one day!
me too but I think I would start cracking up right in the middle of the convo and hang up cause I wont be able to stop laughing.
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| Posted 8/14/05 11:14 AM |
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steph4777
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Re: Telemarketer Revenge!
OMG that is so funny
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| Posted 8/14/05 11:24 AM |
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lvdolphins
My Loves!
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Re: Telemarketer Revenge!
Very Good!
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| Posted 8/14/05 11:57 AM |
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Jax430
Hi!
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Jackie
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Re: Telemarketer Revenge!
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| Posted 8/14/05 12:02 PM |
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dld4e
I ♥ my boys!
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DJ
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Re: Telemarketer Revenge!
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luvsbob4603
To a healthy 2013
Member since 5/05 21840 total posts
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To a brand new year to a healthier me
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Re: Telemarketer Revenge!
that is sooo funny i just got this in a e-mail too
hmmmm that would be a good idea to do to telemarketers.
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| Posted 8/14/05 2:02 PM |
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KAAM
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Re: Telemarketer Revenge!
Great story. I always try and mess with them.
I pretend I know them and say "OMG. Chris how are you. How are the kids??"
or I say that whomever they are calling for has been in rehab/missing/or they owe me money too!!!
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| Posted 8/14/05 3:05 PM |
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skygirl
Our prayers were answered:)
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Re: Telemarketer Revenge!
love that
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