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Libragal07
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Member since 8/06 6636 total posts
Name: Samantha aka Sammy Bones
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The Hills Sex Tape Scandal!
Some people never learn!
Note to any impressionable young readers: do not let your boyfriend persuade you into screwing on camera. Even if you are just a sorority girl and bangin' the captain of the football team, that stuff will end up online and everyone in your dorm will laugh about you taking it up the butt!
If you don't want people seeing you naked, DON'T MAKE A SEX TAPE!
MTV reality star Lauren Conrad is the latest girl in young Hollywood with a homemade porno about to be made public, sources reveal exclusively to PerezHilton.com.
The Hills star made a sex tape with former boyfriend, bad boy Jason Wahler, who has been arrested three times in the last twelve months and was recently sentenced to serve time.
"Jason is trying to sell the video before he goes to jail," a source close to Wahler tells us. "LC will lose her mind when she finds out!"
Conrad, obviously, was aware of the tape's existence. "Lauren tried to break into Jason's apartment to get the tape," says a mutual friend of the pair. "She was practically stalking him and calling non-stop until he finally agreed to give her the video."
But, what LC doesn't know is that Wahler wisely kept a copy of the tape, sources tells PerezHilton.com, which he is now trying to peddle.
"They edit around the show to make Lauren look like a goodie two shoes on The Hills, but she's hardly a saint," says an insider on the show. "LC is gonna pop more Adderal then she usually does when she finds out that news of the sex tape was made public."
And it might leak online if Jason isn't able to sell the video, we're told.
One person who's seen the tape says that it's fairly standard stuff. No watersports or anal sex, but....
The viewer couldn't help but notice "LC's got really large beef curtains."
Ewwww!
Says a friend of the reality TV star, "She's got overly large girly bits. Everyone knows."
Poor Lauren. Having a private sex tape made public is bad enough, but to have everyone make fun of your mangina too? Beyond embarrassing!
edited for the bad words
Message edited 4/5/2007 1:27:53 AM.
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Posted 4/5/07 1:26 AM |
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Stacey1403
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Re: The Hills Sex Tape Scandal!
Beef curtains
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Posted 4/5/07 6:42 AM |
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JennZ
MY LIFE!!
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Re: The Hills Sex Tape Scandal!
Posted by Stacey1403
Beef curtains
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Posted 4/5/07 7:47 AM |
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LIMOMx2
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Re: The Hills Sex Tape Scandal!
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Posted 4/5/07 8:06 AM |
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Posted 4/5/07 9:47 AM |
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TheLorax
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Re: The Hills Sex Tape Scandal!
I want that dress she is wearing. Poor Lauren, Jason is a jerk.
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Posted 4/5/07 9:48 AM |
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randella
Love my little man
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Re: The Hills Sex Tape Scandal!
what an arsehole... a year from now though-- it will be the same story with Heidi and Spencer.
What I don't get is why all these girls are making sex videos-- maybe because more people have cameras these days-- but, this topic NEVER came up with any of my ex's, one night stands or otherwise...
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Posted 4/5/07 9:58 AM |
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Libragal07
Loving Summer.....
Member since 8/06 6636 total posts
Name: Samantha aka Sammy Bones
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Re: The Hills Sex Tape Scandal!
Posted by Stacey1403
Beef curtains
pffffffffffffffffffffft Beef Curtains that had me LOLLOL when I read it too *(!@!)^@(*&!
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Posted 4/5/07 10:27 AM |
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MrsQ
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Re: The Hills Sex Tape Scandal!
Posted by Stacey1403
Beef curtains
WOW
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Posted 4/5/07 10:32 AM |
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joenick
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Re: The Hills Sex Tape Scandal!
Posted by Libragal07
Posted by Stacey1403
Beef curtains
pffffffffffffffffffffft Beef Curtains that had me LOLLOL when I read it too *(!@!)^@(*&!
OMG!!
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Posted 4/5/07 10:39 AM |
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alnem
This is gonna be a good year!
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Re: The Hills Sex Tape Scandal!
Posted by Libragal07
Posted by Stacey1403
Beef curtains
pffffffffffffffffffffft Beef Curtains that had me LOLLOL when I read it too *(!@!)^@(*&!
i'm so lame. it took me second to realize what they were talking about!
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Posted 4/5/07 10:42 AM |
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SoinLove
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Re: The Hills Sex Tape Scandal!
Posted by Stacey1403
Beef curtains
That was exactly what I reacted to
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Posted 4/5/07 10:44 AM |
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chelle
It's a Good Life
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Re: The Hills Sex Tape Scandal!
Posted by Stacey1403
Beef curtains
I think I just peed myself!!
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Posted 4/5/07 10:58 AM |
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metsgirlie
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Re: The Hills Sex Tape Scandal!
OMG I have no words!
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Posted 4/5/07 11:03 AM |
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cj7305
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Re: The Hills Sex Tape Scandal!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Not Lauren! I thought it would be Spencer & Heidi when I saw the headline. OMG these girls are so dumb, KEEP THE CAMERAS OFF! I love Lauren, if this is true she must be freaking out! I HATE JASON, such a loser.
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Posted 4/5/07 11:37 AM |
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Nicole728
My Happy Girl
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Re: The Hills Sex Tape Scandal!
Jason is such a dirt bag!
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Posted 4/5/07 11:51 AM |
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leighla
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Re: The Hills Sex Tape Scandal!
Dear lord.
I wish I could unknow the phrase Beef Curtains.
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Posted 4/5/07 11:57 AM |
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MrsA
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Re: The Hills Sex Tape Scandal!
Jason is such a loser! But Im surprised at LC, I thought she was smarter than that!
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Posted 4/5/07 12:09 PM |
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jennifaaaa
Live..Love..Laugh!
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Re: The Hills Sex Tape Scandal!
HAAA now I get the other post!!!!
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Posted 4/5/07 12:40 PM |
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Elizabeth
Mom of Three
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Re: The Hills Sex Tape Scandal!
Posted by Stacey1403
Beef curtains
Once again I had to consult the urban dictionary on this one...
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Posted 4/5/07 1:21 PM |
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Porrruss
Nya nya nya
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Re: The Hills Sex Tape Scandal!
Mangina.....
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Posted 4/5/07 3:08 PM |
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Tany
Becoming a different woman
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Re: The Hills Sex Tape Scandal!
omg Jason is a such a douchebag.
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Posted 4/5/07 3:10 PM |
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