SweetestOfPeas
J'taime Paris!
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The Inheritance
The madam opened the brothel door and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed
man in his forties or fifties.
May I help you?" she asked.
I want to see Valerie," the man replied.
"Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive hostesses. Perhaps you would like
to see someone else?"
No. I must see Valerie," he replied. Just then, Valerie appeared
and announced to the man that she charged $5,000 a visit. Without
hesitation, the man pulled out five thousand dollars and gave them to
Valerie and they went upstairs. After an hour, the man calmly left.
The next night, the same man appeared again, once more demanding to
see Valerie. She explained that no one had ever come back two
nights in a row -- too expensive -- and there were no discounts. The
price was still $5,000.Again the man pulled out the money, gave it to
Valerie, and they went upstairs. After an hour, he left.
The following night the man was there yet again. Everyone was
astounded that he had come for a third consecutive night, but he paid
Valerie and they went upstairs.
After their session, Valerie questioned the man. "No one has ever been
with me three nights in a row. Where are you from?" she asked.
The man replied, "South Carolina."
'Really?" she said. "I have family in South Carolina."
'I know," the man said. "Your father died, and I am your sister's
attorney. She asked me to give you your $15,000 inheritance."
The moral of the story is that three things in life are certain:
Death - Taxes - Being screwed by a lawyer.
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