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The love dress....

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MelToddJulia
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Mel

The love dress....

Funny e-mail I got.....


THE LOVE DRESS

A woman stopped by unannounced at her
son's house. She knocked on the door then
immediately walked in. She was shocked to
See her daughter-in-law lying on the couch,
totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the
aroma of perfume filled the room.

"What are you doing?" she asked.

"I'm waiting for John to come home from
work," the daughter-in-law Answered.

"But you're naked!" The mother-in-law
exclaimed.

"This is my love dress." The daughter-in-law
explained.

"Love dress? But you're naked!"

"John loves me to wear this dress." She
explained. "It excites him to no End. Every
time he sees me in this dress, he instantly
becomes romantic and ravages me for
hours. He can't get enough of me".

The mother-in-law left. When she got
home she undressed, showered, put
on her best perfume, dimmed the lights,
put on a romantic CD, and laid on the
couch waiting for her husband to arrive.
Finally, her husband came Home. He
walked in and saw her lying there so
provocatively.

"What are you doing?" He asked.

"This is my love dress," she whispered,
sensually.

"Needs ironing" he said - "What's for
dinner?"

Posted 3/27/07 4:04 PM
 
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Posted 3/27/07 4:07 PM
 

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