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The Miracle of Toilet Paper

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lorich
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Name:
Grammie says "Lora Gina"

The Miracle of Toilet Paper

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror,
complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small.

Instead of automatically telling me it's not so,he
uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion: "If you want
your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet
paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."

Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and
stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.
''How long will this take?" I ask.

"They will grow larger over a period of years," he replies.

I stop. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper
between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger
over the years?"

Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your ***, didn't
it?"


He's still alive, and with a great deal of physical therapy, he
may even walk again.

Stupid, stupid old man.

Posted 9/29/06 2:05 PM
 
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TreAnt427
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Member since 8/06

8652 total posts

Name:
Tracy

Re: The Miracle of Toilet Paper

So funny - a guy from work just brought in a print out of this to work this morning! Chat Icon

Posted 9/29/06 2:06 PM
 

Aga
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Aga

Re: The Miracle of Toilet Paper

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Posted 9/29/06 2:07 PM
 
 

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