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Ophelia
she's baaccckkkk ;)
Member since 5/06 23378 total posts
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remember, when Gulliver traveled....
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The powers of observation...a funny
I was shopping at
the local supermarket where I selected:
A half-gallon of
2% milk,
A carton of eggs,
A quart of orange
juice,
A head of romaine
lettuce
A 2 lb. can of
coffee, and
A 1 lb. package
of bacon
As I was
unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind
me watched as I placed the items in front of the cashier.
While the cashier
was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be
single."
I was a bit
startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued by the derelict's intuition,
since I was indeed single. I looked at the six items on the belt and saw
nothing particularly unusual about my selections that could have tipped off the
drunk to my marital status.
Curiosity
getting the better of me, I said: "Well, you know what, you're absolutely
right. But how on earth did you know that?"
The drunk
replied, "Cause you're ugly."
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InShock
life is good
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Re: The powers of observation...a funny
LOL   
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| Posted 5/22/07 2:26 PM |
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TheWhiteRabbit
Thru the rabbit hole!
Member since 7/06 4412 total posts
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Re: The powers of observation...a funny
 OMG
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| Posted 5/22/07 2:27 PM |
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JennZ
MY LIFE!!
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Re: The powers of observation...a funny
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| Posted 5/22/07 2:27 PM |
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MsSissy
xoxoxo
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Re: The powers of observation...a funny
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| Posted 5/22/07 2:30 PM |
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LightUpOurLife
Totally in love
Member since 8/06 12785 total posts
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Bonnie-Jean
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Re: The powers of observation...a funny
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| Posted 5/22/07 2:34 PM |
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MST9106
My life:)
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Re: The powers of observation...a funny
No!!!!!!!!!
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| Posted 5/22/07 2:36 PM |
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Snozberry
I might steal your diamonds
Member since 2/06 4680 total posts
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Melissa
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Re: The powers of observation...a funny
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| Posted 5/22/07 2:40 PM |
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Waste06
Waste not, want not
Member since 6/06 7219 total posts
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Lois Mom Mommy Mama Ma
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Re: The powers of observation...a funny
Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
I literally laughed out loud.
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| Posted 5/22/07 2:57 PM |
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