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This Guy Has alot Of Time On HIs Hands

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Jesaroo
is not the girl you knew

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Jes

This Guy Has alot Of Time On HIs Hands

kinda funny though

Posted 11/4/05 1:25 PM
 
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GenLCSW
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Genna

Re: This Guy Has alot Of Time On HIs Hands

OMG...how funny Chat Icon

Posted 11/4/05 2:34 PM
 

Bran-loves-Tom
Dad you finally did it!!!

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Brandy

Re: This Guy Has alot Of Time On HIs Hands

That is to much!!!!Chat Icon

Posted 11/4/05 2:55 PM
 

oneday
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Pam

Re: This Guy Has alot Of Time On HIs Hands

I love it!!!!Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 11/4/05 3:40 PM
 

Leeners
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Eileen

Re: This Guy Has alot Of Time On HIs Hands

I felt like I was reading it forever and wasn't even halfway down the page but it's hysterical! I bookmarked it for lunchtime entertainment next week Chat Icon

Posted 11/4/05 3:41 PM
 

MrsERod
Praying for Everyone.

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MrsERod™®

Re: This Guy Has alot Of Time On HIs Hands

this is the best part:


Margret doesn't like to watch films on the TV. No, hold on - let me make sure you've got the inflection here: Margret doesn't like to watch films on the TV. She says she does, but years of bitter experience have proven that what she actually wants is to sit by me while I narrate the entire bleeding film to her. 'Who's she?', 'Why did he get shot?', 'I thought that one was on their side?', 'Is that a bomb' - 'JUST WATCH IT! IN THE NAME OF GOD, JUST WATCH IT!' The hellish mirror-image of this is when she furnishes me, deaf to my pleading, with her commentary. Chair-clawing suspense being assaulted mercilessly from behind by such interjections as, 'Hey! Look! They're the cushions we've got.', 'Isn't she the one who does that tampon advert?' and, on one famous occasion, 'Oh, I've seen this - he gets killed at the end.'

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Posted 11/4/05 7:36 PM
 

BabyAvocado
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Re: This Guy Has alot Of Time On HIs Hands

Me and DH JUST went through the EXACT remote control scenario!! I swear....it was gone for days and let me tell you... it was all out WAR!! Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 11/4/05 9:12 PM
 

dooodles
When you wish upon a star

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Because 2 people fell in love

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that was great Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 11/5/05 7:18 AM
 

FRAPPALICIOUS
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Me

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Posted 11/5/05 8:25 AM
 

MissJones
I need a nap!

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Re: This Guy Has alot Of Time On HIs Hands

These three lines had me laughing!

First Born's name (Jonathan). Then, when that was settled...


How to pronounce First Born's name.


Our telephone number.


And I loved the shaving part! Margret thinks I'm vain because... I use a mirror when I shave. During this argument in the bathroom - our fourth most popular location for arguments, it will delight and charm you to learn - Margret proved that shaving with a mirror could only be seen as outrageous narcissism by saying, 'None of the other men I've been with,' (my, but it's all I can do to stop myself hugging her when she begins sentences like that) 'None of the other men I've been with used a mirror to shave.'

Posted 11/5/05 9:41 AM
 
 

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