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thought all of you (especially SAHMs) might appreciate!

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JTK
my 4 boys!

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thought all of you (especially SAHMs) might appreciate!

ever see this one??

--What Do You Do All Day?
>
> A man came home from work and found his three
> Children outside, still in
> Their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food
> Boxes and wrappers strewn
> All around the front yard.
>
> The door of his wife's car was open, as was the
> Front door to the house and
> There was no sign of the dog. Proceeding into the
> Entry, he found an even
> Bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked over, and the
> Throw rug was wadded
> Against one wall.
>
> In the front room the TV was loudly blaring a
> Cartoon channel, and the
> Family room was strewn with toys and various items
> Of clothing.
> In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast
> Food was spilled on the
> Counter, the fridge door was open wide, dog food was
> Spilled on the floor, a
> Broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile
> Of sand was spread by the
> Back door.
>
> He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys
> And more piles of
> Clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried she
> Might be ill, or that
> Something serious had happened.
>
> He was met with a small trickle of water as it made
> Its way out the bathroom
> Door. As he peered inside he found wet towels,
> Scummy soap and more toys
> Strewn over the floor. Miles of toilet paper lay in
> A heap and toothpaste
> Had been smeared over the mirror and walls.
>
> As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife still
> Curled up in the bed in
> Her pajamas, reading a novel. She looked up at him,
> Smiled, and asked how
> His day went.
>
>
> He looked at her bewildered and asked,
>
> "What Happened here today?"
>
>
> She again smiled and answered, "You know every day
> When you come home from
> Work and you ask me what in the world I do all day?"
>
> "Yes," was his incredulous reply.
>
> She answered, "Well, today I didn't do it."

Posted 9/10/07 9:27 AM
 
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Re: thought all of you (especially SAHMs) might appreciate!

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Posted 9/10/07 9:29 AM
 

JerseyMamaOf3
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Posted 9/10/07 9:35 AM
 

traceyd
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Re: thought all of you (especially SAHMs) might appreciate!

That is great!!!

Posted 9/10/07 9:37 AM
 

Crismicka
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Posted 9/10/07 9:42 AM
 

Maathy317
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Posted 9/10/07 9:45 AM
 

Stefanie

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Re: thought all of you (especially SAHMs) might appreciate!

I'm forwarding this to my dh.Chat Icon

Posted 9/10/07 9:47 AM
 

michele31
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Re: thought all of you (especially SAHMs) might appreciate!

that is very funny!!!

Posted 9/10/07 9:48 AM
 

lvdolphins
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Posted 9/10/07 9:49 AM
 

JTK
my 4 boys!

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7396 total posts

Name:
Kristi

Re: thought all of you (especially SAHMs) might appreciate!

Posted by Stefanie

I'm forwarding this to my dh.Chat Icon



we all shouldChat Icon

Posted 9/10/07 9:51 AM
 

AndreaLMT
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Re: thought all of you (especially SAHMs) might appreciate!

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I'm forwarding this to my dh.Chat Icon



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I just did too.Chat Icon

Posted 9/10/07 10:04 AM
 

Aga
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Re: thought all of you (especially SAHMs) might appreciate!

exactly what I needed Chat Icon

Posted 9/10/07 10:08 AM
 

BellaRock
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Posted 9/10/07 10:08 AM
 

smdl
I love Gary too..on a plate!

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Re: thought all of you (especially SAHMs) might appreciate!

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And to all DHs of FT working moms too who have to do it when they come home from work!!!!

Posted 9/10/07 10:18 AM
 

JTK
my 4 boys!

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Kristi

Re: thought all of you (especially SAHMs) might appreciate!

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Posted by AndreaLMT

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Posted by Stefanie

I'm forwarding this to my dh.Chat Icon



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And to all DHs of FT working moms too who have to do it when they come home from work!!!!



of course!! that's what i do!!Chat Icon Actually i think my husband thinks i work part time because i do 3 12 hour shifts a week giving me off 4 days!! He doesn't account for the fact that i am still working full time!Chat Icon

Posted 9/10/07 10:20 AM
 

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When DH was off a week this summer he really learned what it was like to be home with them... and DS was teething big time that week.

I think secretly he not only couldn't wait to go back to work but couldn't wait to schedule a business tripChat Icon

Posted 9/10/07 10:50 AM
 
 
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