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Ophelia
she's baaccckkkk ;)
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remember, when Gulliver traveled....
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Three Tortoises
Three tortoises, Mick, Andy and Roy, decide to go on a picnic. Mick
packs the picnic basket with beer and sandwiches. The trouble is that
the picnic site is ten miles away So, it takes them ten days to get
there.
When they get there Mick unpacks the food and beer.
"Ok Roy give me the bottle opener."
"I didn't bring it." says Roy
"I thought you packed it."
Mick gets worried, turns to Andy, "Did you bring the bottle opener?"
Naturally Andy didn't bring it.
So they're stuck ten miles from home without a bottle opener. Mick and Andy beg Roy to go back for it. But he refuses as he says they will eat all the sandwiches. After two hours, and after they have sworn on their tortoise lives that they will not eat the sandwiches, he finally agrees.
So Roy sets off down the road at a steady pace. 20 days pass and he still isn't back and Mick and Andy are starving, but a promise is a promise. Another 5 days and he still isn't back, but a promise is a promise. Finally they can't take it any longer so they take out a sandwich each, and just as they are about to eat it, Roy pops up
from behind a rock and shouts,
"I KNEW IT'......I'M NOT F*CKING GOING!"
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Lisa
I'm a PANK!!!
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Professional Aunts No Kids
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Re: Three Tortoises
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Maathy317
Grammie's Little Man
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Re: Three Tortoises
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| Posted 9/28/06 12:43 PM |
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skip123
Trying...
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Re: Three Tortoises
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| Posted 9/28/06 12:54 PM |
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chikita315
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M-lo
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Re: Three Tortoises
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| Posted 9/28/06 12:55 PM |
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Stacey1403
Where it all began....
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Re: Three Tortoises
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| Posted 9/28/06 12:57 PM |
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IluvBo
NICKY & EVIE
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Rose
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Re: Three Tortoises
okay that made me smile.
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| Posted 9/28/06 1:00 PM |
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LaurenExp
Waiting patiently for baby sis
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L-Diddy EDD 11/11/11 :)
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Re: Three Tortoises
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| Posted 9/28/06 1:16 PM |
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TreAnt427
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Tracy
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Re: Three Tortoises
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| Posted 9/28/06 1:17 PM |
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BabyAvocado
Happy New Year
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Re: Three Tortoises
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| Posted 9/28/06 1:41 PM |
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LightUpOurLife
Totally in love
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Bonnie-Jean
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Re: Three Tortoises
PIMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!! totally not what I expected!
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| Posted 9/28/06 3:44 PM |
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