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Myrockette
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Thursday morning funny
Once upon a time, there was a guy sunbathing in the nude. He saw
a little girl coming towards him, so he covered himself with the
newspaper he was reading. The girl came up to him and asked
What do you have under the newspaper, mister?"
"A bird," the guy replied. The little girl walked away and the
guy fell asleep.
When he woke up, he was in a hospital in tremendous pain. When
the Police asked him what happened, the guy replied, "I don't
know. I was lying on the beach, this girl asked me about my
privates, and the next thing I know I'm here."
Police went back to the beach, found the girl, and asked her
"What did you do to that naked fellow?"
After a little pause, the girl replied, "To him? Nothing. I was
playing with the bird and it spit on me, so I broke its neck,
cracked its eggs, and set its nest on fire."
Message edited 4/12/2007 8:14:00 AM.
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Re: Thursday morning funny
OMG 
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Re: Thursday morning funny
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Maathy317
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Re: Thursday morning funny
Oh my!!! 
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SweetestOfPeas
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Re: Thursday morning funny
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Re: Thursday morning funny
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Lisa
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Re: Thursday morning funny
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IrishTracy
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Re: Thursday morning funny
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PotofLuck06
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Re: Thursday morning funny
OMG!
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Stefanie
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