I know this probably isn't true but it's funny


Tom Cruise is said to be pilfering his 5'9? wife Katie Holmes’ heels so that she no longer towers over him when they’re out together. Tom is getting rid of Katie’s expensive shoes and blaming his live-in sister for the fact that they’re missing. Katie knows what’s going on, but she’s keeping quiet about it.

TomKat now play “a cute little cat-and-mouse game” when it comes to Katie’s choice in footwear.

“Katie says she’ll look for some of her favorite high heels and when she can’t find them, she’ll ask Tom about it,” the friend says. “He’ll say ‘Oh, Lee Anne [Tom’s sister] wanted to borromw them.’ And then, for some reason, they never turn up again.”

The source adds that when Katie asks Lee Anne about the shoes, she says she doesn’t know what Katie’s talking about. “But Katie doesn’t call Tom out on it - she just shrugs and says, ‘Well, he’s given me another reason to go shopping for another pair!’”

The article goes on to recount Tom’s second wife Nicole Kidman’s comment on David Letterman following her 2001 divorce from the 5'7? pint-sized actor. When Letterman asked how her life was different, Kidman said “Well, I can wear high heels now!”