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VirginiaDeb
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Top 5 Smart-A$$ Answers
THE TOP FIVE SMART-*** ANSWERS OF THE YEAR
Smart-*** Answer #5
A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat, she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket, not your stub."
Smart-*** Answer #4
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a butcher, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The butcher replied, "No, ma'am, they're dead."
Smart-*** Answer #3
The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.
Smart-*** Answer # 2
A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads Low bridge ahead' Before he knows it, the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks around to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck, huh?" The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas."
Smart-*** Answer #1
The SMART-*** ANSWER OF THE YEAR "THE TEACHER " A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now, Class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!"
A smart-*** guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asks, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete
and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class does its best to stifle their laughter and snickering.
When silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."
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june262004
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Re: Top 5 Smart-A$$ Answers
BWAHAHAHAHAHA 
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Tany
Becoming a different woman
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Redhead
You Live, You Learn
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SoinLove
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Re: Top 5 Smart-A$$ Answers
Those are great!!!
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dm24angel
Happiness
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Re: Top 5 Smart-A$$ Answers
VERY FUNNY
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mrjune262004
LIF Adolescent
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Re: Top 5 Smart-A$$ Answers
wifey heard me laughing at #2 and asked what i was laughing at
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WoodIAm
My Boys!
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Re: Top 5 Smart-A$$ Answers
Those are hysterical!
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NewYawkah
2012--A year of new beginnings
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Re: Top 5 Smart-A$$ Answers
I love it!!!!!
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IrishTracy
Believe!!
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Re: Top 5 Smart-A$$ Answers
LOL!!!!!!!!!!
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dld4e
I ♥ my boys!
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DJ
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Re: Top 5 Smart-A$$ Answers
soooo funny!!
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DonnaJoe708
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LFitzy79
can hardly wait
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Cheryl
Horray for 3 boys!!
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Re: Top 5 Smart-A$$ Answers
Too funny!
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AJsMommy122
Stop 2 smell the roses
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Re: Top 5 Smart-A$$ Answers
Omg that was too funny!
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MrsERod
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Jax430
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