Shanti
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Top 8 Questions Dogs Ask When They Get to Heaven
The Top 8 Questions Dogs Ask God When They Get to Heaven
Dear God, are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize?
Dear God, when we get to Heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it the same old story?
Dear God, is it true that in Heaven, dining room tables have on-ramps?
Dear God, when we get to the Pearly Gates, do we have to shake hands to get in?
Dear God, if a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad dog?
Dear God, more meatballs, less spaghetti, please.
Dear God, are there dogs on other planets or are we alone? I have been howling at the moon and stars for a long time, but all I ever hear back is the beagle across the street!
and the #1 Question Dogs Ask God When They Get to Heaven is...
Dear God, about that neutering... can I have them back now?
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