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TOP TEN MOST POLITE WAYS TO SAY YOUR ZIPPER IS DOWN

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LadyMaravilla
Fall Is Here

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Sonia

TOP TEN MOST POLITE WAYS TO SAY YOUR ZIPPER IS DOWN

10. The cucumber has left the salad.

9. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.

8. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.

7. Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson..



6. Elvis is leaving the building.

5. The Buick is not all the way in the garage.

4. Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction.

3. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.

2. Men may be From Mars...but I can see something that rhymes with Venus.

And the #1 way to tell someone his zipper is unzipped.....





1. I always knew you were crazy, but now I can see your nuts.

Posted 3/8/06 10:06 AM
 
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My2Boys
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Re: TOP TEN MOST POLITE WAYS TO SAY YOUR ZIPPER IS DOWN

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Posted 3/8/06 10:07 AM
 

Stacey1403
Where it all began....

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Re: TOP TEN MOST POLITE WAYS TO SAY YOUR ZIPPER IS DOWN

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I always ask:

Do you have a license to sell Hot Dogs?

Posted 3/8/06 10:08 AM
 

MrsSchwags
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Jennifer

Re: TOP TEN MOST POLITE WAYS TO SAY YOUR ZIPPER IS DOWN

Cute I like number 1.

Posted 3/8/06 10:08 AM
 

baghag
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those are great! Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 3/8/06 10:08 AM
 

LSP2005
Bunny kisses are so cute!

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L

Re: TOP TEN MOST POLITE WAYS TO SAY YOUR ZIPPER IS DOWN

I still say XYZ (for eXamine Your Zipper)...Chat Icon

Posted 3/8/06 10:14 AM
 

SoinLove
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Kristin

Re: TOP TEN MOST POLITE WAYS TO SAY YOUR ZIPPER IS DOWN

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Posted 3/8/06 10:39 AM
 

kms717
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Kelly

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Posted 3/8/06 10:45 AM
 

MelToddJulia
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Mel

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Posted 3/8/06 11:36 AM
 

Lisa
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Professional Aunts No Kids

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Posted 3/8/06 12:23 PM
 

Snozberry
I might steal your diamonds

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Melissa

Re: TOP TEN MOST POLITE WAYS TO SAY YOUR ZIPPER IS DOWN

#3! Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 3/8/06 12:55 PM
 

MrsPornStar
Partners in crime

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Mama

Re: TOP TEN MOST POLITE WAYS TO SAY YOUR ZIPPER IS DOWN

#2 is really funny!

Posted 3/8/06 2:00 PM
 

GenLCSW
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Genna

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Posted 3/8/06 4:26 PM
 

lvdolphins
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Posted 3/8/06 4:38 PM
 
 

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