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Domino
Always My Miracle
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Two Women Pushed into the Gap-Funny Update
A 37 year old, hormonal IVF patient allegedly pushed two unidentiifed women into the gap at Penn Station this morning. The incident occured on the 7:47 train from Deer Park. Witness to the unfortunate occurrance state that the victims were already on the westbound train when the 37 woman identified only as "Domino" boarded the train at Deer Park. Domino allegedly took a seat next to these two woman who witnesses concur were talking very loudly about "Jesus." John Smith one of the train passengers stated, "The woman were a bit disruptive for an early morning train and continued to be so for the hour long trip to Penn Station." Another witness, John Doe, stated, "They appeared to be god fearing woman and who would be crazy enough to interfere with their church meeting?" Police sources indicate that Domino, who was nearly deaf from continuously turning up the volume on her Ipod, maintained her composure even through the 106 "Thank you Jesuses," the continued foot tapping, and the wild hand movements. However, police believe it was the start of the hymn singing that finally pushed her over the edge. There are unconfirmed reports that Domino thanked Jesus as the women fell through the gap.
 I think my commuting days are nearly over.
ETA: I copied this "article" and forwarded to some family members last night.....and....DH gets a frantic call from my mom thinking that I had been arrested. guess the no made it seem real. Maybe I ought to go into ficture writing!!!!
Message edited 1/10/2009 1:46:51 PM.
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GioiaMia
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Re: Two Women Pushed into the Gap
 WWJD?!
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| Posted 1/9/09 9:40 AM |
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jellybean78
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Celt
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Re: Two Women Pushed into the Gap
At first I was like "WAIT, how do they know she's hormonal??? How do they know she's doing IVF???? Is this the seed of some new legal defense???"
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| Posted 1/9/09 9:46 AM |
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Little-J-Mommy
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Re: Two Women Pushed into the Gap
you are freakin hilarious
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| Posted 1/9/09 9:47 AM |
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MommyTeffi
Yummy!!!
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Re: Two Women Pushed into the Gap
Thanks for the laugh. I really needed it.
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| Posted 1/9/09 9:49 AM |
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IluvBo
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Re: Two Women Pushed into the Gap
was my first reaction, then i got what was going on and
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| Posted 1/9/09 9:51 AM |
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LightUpOurLife
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Re: Two Women Pushed into the Gap
You had me going there for a second!!! Did anybody say ANYTHING? I don't care, but that is beyond rude what they were doing.
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| Posted 1/9/09 9:51 AM |
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Tulips915
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| Posted 1/9/09 9:54 AM |
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JennyPenny
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| Posted 1/9/09 9:54 AM |
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Domino
Always My Miracle
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Re: Two Women Pushed into the Gap
Posted by BJandDan
You had me going there for a second!!! Did anybody say ANYTHING? I don't care, but that is beyond rude what they were doing.
No one said a word.
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| Posted 1/9/09 10:00 AM |
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JennZ
MY LIFE!!
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| Posted 1/9/09 10:02 AM |
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Michi
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Re: Two Women Pushed into the Gap
that last line is possible the best ever written.. LMAO!
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| Posted 1/9/09 10:04 AM |
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SJSM
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Re: Two Women Pushed into the Gap
That is so funny! I like your sense of humor
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| Posted 1/9/09 10:16 AM |
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IrishLasss334
I'll be there soon!
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Re: Two Women Pushed into the Gap
You are awesome!
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| Posted 1/9/09 10:35 AM |
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1stimemom
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Re: Two Women Pushed into the Gap
My coffee just came out of my nose!!
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| Posted 1/9/09 10:46 AM |
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karenk71
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Re: Two Women Pushed into the Gap
Love it!
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| Posted 1/9/09 10:47 AM |
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Sneezy
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Re: Two Women Pushed into the Gap
You should have done it. When you are on fertility drugs you can't be held accountable for your actions.
I'd testify for you!
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| Posted 1/10/09 1:01 PM |
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Domino
Always My Miracle
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Re: Two Women Pushed into the Gap-Funny Update
Posted by Sneezy
You should have done it. When you are on fertility drugs you can't be held accountable for your actions.
I'd testify for you!
I agree...if you can get off for murder on eating a twinkie....all these hormone's MUST be a defense!!! I know you've got my back
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| Posted 1/10/09 2:01 PM |
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LSP2005
Bunny kisses are so cute!
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Re: Two Women Pushed into the Gap-Funny Update
Lol I thought you meant the store at first. Duh on my part.
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