Unintentional Embarrassing things we say

Ever say something and the second it leaves your mouth you realize how DIRRTTTYY it sounds? If so, please share!

I'll start with my hysterical/ one. Last week we were out at a nice restaurant and we were eating alaskian kind crab legs. I still get tired easily and while sitting at Fulton's Crab House with my mother, father and son (dh was not there) I blurted out, I wish I could pay someone to come right over to the table and crack my legs open and take care of me
As soon as it came out I started blushing and my dad just looked at me and almost blew root beer out of his nose.


Come on...your turn to share

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Nope can't top that right now

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Geez...can't think of anything off the top of my head to top that one Deb....BRAVO

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LMAO!!! I always say things, but I can't remember ANYTHING funny right now.

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thats too funny...

i cant think of any of those but I remember being in Long Beach and our friends had rented out this indoor room by the beach for an afternoon, nicknamed the "mushrooms"... when we got lost our friends thought i was crazy because I was about to ask the local cop where are the shrooms....

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Posted by Moehick

Geez...can't think of anything off the top of my head to top that one Deb....BRAVO

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I could write a book. We'll leave it at that
But a sidenote, if I was there, I woulda cracked your legs open for free

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"Blo w job" - when you simply want your hair dresser to dry your hair for you.

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OK, yours was major!!!

I had an embarrassing moment this week. I knew that what I was saying was dirty but I did not know that I had an audience. And this is the first time I am telling anyone other than my sister and DH.

I've been under the care of a cardiologist, as a lot of people here know. My sister came over the other day just to be in the house with me while I shower b/c I have had a lot of symptoms when showering. After the shower, I was was drying off my legs and putting lotion on them. One leg was up on the sink and I was facing the door. My sister opened the door without knocking. I was so ******, I SCREAMED, "do you mind, my vagina is in the air here." She handed me the phone and said, "It's your doctor looking for you."

I didn't say anything to my doctor. Should I have? I have not even told any of my real life friends because I feel like an idiot. I have spoken to my doctor twice since then and I feel uncomfortable. However, being pregnant and having a heart problem, I am PROUD that I can still get my leg up on the sink!!!!!

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I once, in mixed company, meant to say 'I wish someone could take me out to eat every night'

But the words got a little mixed up when they came out...

you do the math...

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DH and I went to a haunted maze wtih 2 other couples. I HATE haunted houses but was going wtih the flow.

It was our turn to go and the guy told me I looked very scared. I told him I am not a big fan and he laughed. So...here it comes.....I asked the guy " Do they "come" in your face?" The guy responded "Only if you want them to" and then was hysterical. Me...I had no idea what I said. It took me a while. I innocently ment...Do they walk up to you and scare....or just stand in the backround.

Our friends NEVER let me live that down.

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I am laughing so frickin hard I can't even think of anything!!!

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Ok the only thing I said embarrasing lately was yesterday on AIM instant message to my sister. She asked if I would want to go shopping with her for clothes, so she said Do you think mom would like to cum? so I wrote back Mom hasnt CUM since she divorced dad 20 years ago. But she may want to COME. (Didnt know my nephew was reading too)

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I was at lunch with some co-workers. I was eating my sandwich when someone else from work called my cell. I answered the phone and he asked if it was ok to talk. I said "Sure, just let me swallow first".

Everyone at the table started laughing. The guy on the phone asked if everything was ok. I said "yeah, they are just laughing at something I said". He said "it was the swallow comment, right?"

I was so freaking embarassed.

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Omg this thread is too funny.

My embarrassing slip was when I was instant messaging my uncle. I was trying to tell him a joke but couldn't remember it the right way and he didn't get it and sent me a
type smiley. So I wrote back
"I am so horny right" I meant to write Corny. I was so embarrassed that I made some lame excuse about having to take a call and signed off.

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Posted by abutterfly1123

Omg this thread is too funny.

My embarrassing slip was when I was instant messaging my uncle. I was trying to tell him a joke but couldn't remember it the right way and he didn't get it and sent me a
type smiley. So I wrote back
"I am so horny right" I meant to write Corny. I was so embarrassed that I made some lame excuse about having to take a call and signed off.

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These are hilarious! Luckily for you Deb, no one took you up on your offer!



The only one I can think of now is when I was 9 and infactuated with movie, Grease. My Dad walked into the kitchen and I asked, How's it hanging, stud?

My parents were mortified that they had to explain to me what that meant!

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I am hysterical over here!

one that comes to mind was many years ago at my first Gyno appt. I was pretty nervous, and while talking with the Dr. beforehand I made sure he knew.
So he begins the exam, taking a pap, all the usual stuff, etc. When he's done he tells me I can get up and get dressed and says, "Now, that wasn't so bad was it?"
I replied all nervously excited and happy it was over, "No! It was great! Thank you!"

umm he practically RAN out of the room!

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I used to work with a girl named Vanessa and I had the most incredible urge to call her Vag*ina. I totally avoided her to not call her this.

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When DH and I were first dating and having dinner with his parents and the subject of his previous girlfirend came up. DH and I have been friends since high school so I knew her. She was from Maryland and he used to talk about how her family loved to eat soft shelled crabs and they really grossed him out. While MIL was in the kitchen but FIL was sitting with us I made a comment about how she gave him crabs. DH looked mortified, but fortunately FIL is half deaf so he didn't hear it.

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I can't think of any adult ones, but I remember when I was 10 years old, my parents were having a party with my Aunts and Uncles. They were all sitting at the table and my sister was teasing me. I tried to tell my Mom but she kept ignoring me. Finally, I turned to my 12 year old sister who was still teasing me and said as loud as I could, LEAVE ME ALONE PEN*S BREATH!

Everyone stopped talking. You could hear a pin drop. They were all looking at me but I had no idea what I did wrong, so I started to cry. And everyone at the table started to laugh, which just made me cry harder.

I had gotten that insult from seeing E.T. a week before but had NO idea what it meant.

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At work we have those pressure cans used for dusting things like your computer, desk and whatnot. You squeeze the trigger and you use it to blow dust off your desk. Well, my male officemate was using it to clean off his desk and blew it towards my hair to be funny. Well I replied to him, "Well, now it's my turn to blow you!" It didn't quite come out how I meant it to.

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Oh man these are hysterical. I know I have my share but can't think of anyone.

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Absolutely!

I was out with friends one night at a Greek restaurant. When my gyro arrived & I tried to bite into it, I belted out "OMG this thing is so big, I cant fit it into my mouth " Everyone at the table bursted out with laughter.

My husband just sat there & smiled.